stupid women :rolleyes:

Pretty sure all woman are like this. Let her do it, she'll think she has control and will be happy. ;)
 
All women are crazy mate, it didn't take me long to realise it.

My mum constantly shouts at me for stupid things
"Don't spit in the sink!"
"Why I ran the tap, it's now gone"
"It's disgusting I have to clean the sink now!"
"Why I spat down the plughole, which is probably filthy from all the hairs and stuff? Besides I'm just about to have a shave"
"Oh lets all just live in a pigsty, baaaaaawww"

Or it'll be
"Why haven't you hoovered today!"
"I've been doing coursework, beside i hoovered yesterday, why hoover again today"
"Do you want to live in a pigsty, maybe i'll stop cleaning for a week and see how you like it"
"Go on then I'm not too fussed, whats the point in a spotless house, you clean to much"
"Why don't we just move to park north and live like chavs!"

All women are nuts.
 
Don't use washing up liquid next time and when she asks you why the dishes are still dirty tell her you didn't want to get suds everywhere.
 
yep dishwasher for the win ,its my favourite kitchen appliance keep nagging my gf to get one at her house she insists she dose not need one when she clearly dose with a sink full of plates and cups that the kids chuck in all day.

I also nag her to rinse the soap of , I heard it can be cancerous plus I don't want my food or drink to taste like washing up liquid .
 
Kristoph said:
To be fair, it gets on my **** when people leave soap on the dishes where they haven't rinsed them off. If you're washing it all in a sink with the same water, and then just taking it out and putting it in the drainer, you probably shouldn't bother.
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i rinsed the dishes in hot water its not the dishes she was complaining about it was the soapy suds in the sink and over the draining area.

i always wash dishes properly and they are always squeeky clean
 
antran said:
You'll never win, My wife does the samething.
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She doesn’t do that to me anymore since I threatened to brain her with a casserole dish I was washing up. The downside is that I do (she makes me) all the washing up. What marital bliss! :D
 
Shes's due on, go and buy her the biggest chocolate bar you can find, and make her a cup of tea. :)
 
I found the ultimate solution to the avoidance of these pathetic female rants,kick 'em out and live alone! ;)

Tbh though I never leave suds on my crockery,who the hell wants washing up liquid with their steak?:p
 
I don't see the point in rinsing, a wipe with a teatowel does it fine. Unless I'm washing crystal glasses or something then much care is taken.

Wouldn't bother with a dishwasher, I only know 1 person who owns one round here, and it's rubbish, you still have to run washing up water for pans so it's pretty pointless.
 
arknor said:
erm wtf? i went out of my way to do the washing up when not even one item in the sink had been used by me and then she has the nerve to complain about clean soapy suds that will dry off anyway?
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Went out of your way? She has a nerve?

How long do you expect your marrage to last? Not long i think.
 
Just buy a dishwasher problem solved.

Or buy a new wife, they're practically the same thing anyway aren't they?
 
For some reason I find the image of someone walking in saying just "SUDS EVERYWHERE" really funny.
 
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