stupid women :rolleyes:

Snip Acts of biblical craziness

I can type hundreds more episodes like this. Let it be said, she is smart, incredibly hard-working and sane 98% of the time. It's just little moments now and again she goes bonkers,

That statement there... thats women in a relationship, in a nutshell.
 
Just when I thought my GF was actually not worthy of this thread, this happens..

I text her several times today whilst at work, I phone her when I finish work and let her know I'm going to the pub with a couple friends for a quick drink before I head home.

I get into the pub and as always, my signal starts dropping off completely. I receive a text from her, to which I reply and also let her know 'I have hardly any signal'. I receive a message half an hour later, to which I try replying to, twice. Eventually it sends.

Fast forward an hour or so and I call her again when I get home, only to notice she sounds pretty annoyed and short.

On msn I get the following message..

"how come u sed u have no signal when my delivery report tells me u do?"

followed instantly by

"geez if u dnt wana talk to me dnt lie about it"

Apparently I'm a liar now, and I'm wrong for having a go back because it was a 'question'...
 
ladyboy fo da win!!
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Luv you long time! suds and all!
 
Women eh?

I gave up trying to understand them, you just have to let them win for a happy life. Or maybe they don't want to win. Maybe they want you to argue and win, or they just want an arguement. O who knows.....why the complications.

Awaits a female OcUKer to come along and say not all women are like this. No sorry they are they all are so ****ed up in the head. Well not all the time, but the mad moments they have are just plain bizarre!
 
Women are a funny species.............just a few examples:

Current gf - They live in a town house like building where there is a toilet on all 3 floors so naturally when im there i use the toilet on the top floor as thats where the bedrooms are. So what happens, i get an earful because apparently im not suppose to use that toilet but the one all the one on ground floor??????? WTF its a toilet FFS

Ex gf - Apparently its not right to throw rubbish like empty cans or crisp wrapper in the bathroom bin???? Isnt a bin for rubbish???
 
"Why don't we just move to park north and live like chavs!"

All women are nuts.

LOL i'm guessing you're from my neck of the woods!


Earlier my GF text me while i was in work saying she was outside waiting for me to take my key out to her. Work wouldn't let me pop out so i txt her asking her to come in and grab it.

Instead she sat outside for 45 mins and then decided to have a stress at me as she had to wait there so long!!

WTF lmao

Weirdos
 
Thanks to all of you I now feel semi normal. Thought it was just me who seemed to attract nutcases.

This was after a bit of an argument over BEBO,******* bebo...at 3am.

"I don't care I'm tired I'm going to sleep"
"Me too night"
"I'm going home"
"Thought you were sleeping as I want to be since I have work in 4 hours!"
"OMG YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL DO YOU bla bla bla usual crap that they have no confidence and men are evil"

That sort of thing gets tiring. Always ok to argue when they aren't up for work early!
 
Thanks to all of you I now feel semi normal. Thought it was just me who seemed to attract nutcases.

This was after a bit of an argument over BEBO,******* bebo...at 3am.

"I don't care I'm tired I'm going to sleep"
"Me too night"
"I'm going home"
"Thought you were sleeping as I want to be since I have work in 4 hours!"
"OMG YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL DO YOU bla bla bla usual crap that they have no confidence and men are evil"

That sort of thing gets tiring. Always ok to argue when they aren't up for work early!

And the important question you should be asking yourself now is: why the hell are you using Bebo?
 
The ones I like are the stories where she will talk for 30 minutes about all the things she didn't do, places she didn't go or things she didn't buy today, rather than a single sentence saying what she did do.

Women just love to talk and a simple "yep" or "ok" as an answer seems to be the ultimate insult.
 
To the OP, sorry I misunderstood.

To the person I quoted... I'd of flipped by now. People like that can't ever see how they're in the wrong, it's not programmed into them. Get out whilst you still have your sanity.

Nah mate, like I said, she is fine mostly all the time. This whole week has been normal and rather peaceful. She did however have a little 'moment' half an hour ago. We got up at seven to clean the house. Because 'I screw things up and don't clean properly', I was in charge of just cleaning my computer desk and then getting out of her way. Her instructions. Had it spotless within 20min, asked her if there was anything else (she said no), made breakfast and came up to read the papers on line. A few minutes later she came stomping in accusing me of being lazy and not helping her with the cleaning ...
 
Believe me lads I've been with mine for 35 years and it doesn't get any easier.
For the first time in years on New Years Eve we had nowhere to go.
At 7pm she came down looking absolutely stunning and I asked where she was going?
She said nowhere but she wanted to look nice for the evening.
At around 7:05 a muso mate rang asking what I was doing because he was really struggling with his voice and needed a backup for his gig.
I announced we were going out and she went absolutely bonkers:confused:
I'd never seen her so upset and she stormed off saying she wasn't ready to go out and she would have to change because she couldn't go in what she was wearing:confused:
At 9pm she came down wearing exactly the same clothes, shoes & jewellery :confused:
I then had 2 daughters telling me that I didn't understand.

Women.

Just read my girlfriend this story and she took sides with your wife telling me I should never try anything like that......

I didn't even ask as my brain is too tired digging that deep to understand.
 
Bloody womens. My Mrs can be the same at times. Bloody does my head in at times. But it goes through one ear and goes out the other.
 
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