*FARTS*

[Abraham]

I have tears of laughter atm dripping on to my keyborad as I'm typing, I haven't guffawed (get it) this much for a long time, those youtube vids, especially the second are priceless.
And why do most men find botty burping funny? damned if I know

presume something to do with remaining more childlike, kids find farts funny before they can talk

 

[Beasty]

Makes sense, my girlfriend's labradors farts are deathly.

 

[RobPot]

I'm interested in the "you cannot suffocate in a chamber full of fart", yet above that it says oxygen is only 3% of a fart?

Indeed, don't you need something like 15% oxygen to sustain life?

And just remembered Mr Methane:

 

[Burned_Alive]

But then why are my farts normally quiet yet non smelly?! *head explodes*

Loose arse?

 

[Laney88]

Omg this is too much! just watching the most farted vid in work and have to keep pausing it so i can control my laughter!

Excelent thread!!

 

[4T5]

I place bum burps strategically down my Aisle so that Customers have to breath my Poo gas.
The other week or bombed a Chinese couple so bad the bloke Coughed, I had to leave the shop floor I was Laughing so much.

 

[Alex_6n2]

I love how they have used the MW2 silent but deadly award banner.

 

[Ciphon]

Another epic thread from mrk

Nice share

 

[antijoke]

I love how they have used the MW2 silent but deadly award banner.

I noticed that too.

 

[Davey_Pitch]

Lol, awesome thread

 

[Kazz]

I place bum burps strategically down my Aisle so that Customers have to breath my Poo gas.
The other week or bombed a Chinese couple so bad the bloke Coughed, I had to leave the shop floor I was Laughing so much.

I was in Pets at Home with the missus a few month back and did something similar. I was walking around the shop with her, felt the urge, so let out a quiet one.
After a few minutes we were approaching the same aisle when a old lady with a scrunched up face was walking from that aisle, "i wouldn't go down there if i were you" she said, "someone's dropped a clanger!", i could hardly contain myself

 

[apatia77]

Haaaha, this proves that I was correct.
Silent fart = smells badly.
Loud fart = doesn't smell much.

 

[shifty_uk]

I was in Pets at Home with the missus a few month back and did something similar. I was walking around the shop with her, felt the urge, so let out a quiet one.
After a few minutes we were approaching the same aisle when a old lady with a scrunched up face was walking from that aisle, "i wouldn't go down there if i were you" she said, "someone's dropped a clanger!", i could hardly contain myself

lmao

 

[4T5]

I was in Pets at Home with the missus a few month back and did something similar. I was walking around the shop with her, felt the urge, so let out a quiet one.
After a few minutes we were approaching the same aisle when a old lady with a scrunched up face was walking from that aisle, "i wouldn't go down there if i were you" she said, "someone's dropped a clanger!", i could hardly contain myself

You Sir win the Fart Laying award of the week, Good effort.

 

[arc@css]

 

[gambitt]

If you set them alight they don't smell half as bad.

 

[mrk]

Pfft, better remember this thread come December 31st 2010 for best thread of the year!

 

[Cosimo]

Pfft, better remember this thread come December 31st 2010 for best thread of the year!

It smells like a winner.

 

[gillywibble]

Why does everyone like the smell of their own farts?

 

[Phate]

Why does everyone like the smell of their own farts?

Reminds me of a time when I went out with a mate, we got wrecked and headed back to the B&B. Woke up and went down for breakfast, we were both hanging, my friend dropped a huge one and looked very pleased with himself....then he smelt it. He had to go be sick after that