How do I open my Coconut?

Scania · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:33

As per title, best way to open my coconut please, :confused:

DailyGeek · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:33

Hammer and nail

shauncr91 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:34

DailyGeek said:
Hammer and nail

Yep.

Nail it to get the juice out, then smash it with the hammer to actually break it up.

KNiVES · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:35

With a bomb, obviously.

tuffty747 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:35

Feek said:
Thermite.

This.

Feek · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:35

Thermite.

Westyfield2 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:35

Nuke from orbit?

dante6491 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:36

Isn't one of the three holes hollow or weak or something? Use a corkscrew or hand drill.

Scania · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:36

No power tools?

(Perhaps I should add its my birthday, I'm off work today and I've had way too much already. )

I have no nails. Screwdriver?

DailyGeek · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:38

Happy birthday. Anything you can 'pierce' a hole in it with, with some force will do.

Fenris · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:38

Live near any train tracks?

Besides that, just hit it with something heavy.

shauncr91 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:38

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
No power tools?

(Perhaps I should add its my birthday, I'm off work today and I've had way too much already. )

I have no nails. Screwdriver?

Happy birthday

Also, use a drill if you want. Or an electric saw and cut a slit in it.

or be hardcore and use a jigsaw :cool:

ElliorR · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:38

Nut it.

Tr Insanity · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:39

Set yourself a birthday challenge.

Use a spoon to get it open, releasing the sweet juice which runs within!

Rich_L · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:39

Chainsaw

Or travel to Paris, climb the Eiffel Tower, and drop it off the top

Scania · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:40

Westyfield2 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:41

Fenris said:
Live near any train tracks?

Besides that, just hit it with something heavy.

Truck?

DailyGeek · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:41

Well played

neil3k · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:42

ask a muslim

shauncr91 · 15 Jan 2010 at 21:42

That's one big ass watermelon.