If you were feeling malicious at work, what's the most damage you could do?

[andi]

A lot of coin validators would remain broken.


HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?!?

 

[Thomas. PLease.]

Steal millions of pounds, close thousands of peoples current accounts, savings accounts, mortgages, and endowments.

 

[Strife212]

I'm a student... So baseball bat to the cheap as chips windows 98 library computers, might get about 30 before the security guards come up and try to rugby tackle me. Then I could hit some books really hard denting their covers and making a mockery of the whole place. Before vaulting through the turnstiles and out into the free world.

Legendary. I too am a student so all I can sabotage is my own education

 

[TheOtherOption]

Assuming my job was down the pan anyway I could do a fair bit of damage to a lot of valuable stock belonging to one of Which? magazines top high street retailers!

Previous job I could have screwed up the website of one of London Boroughs or messed up all the data they held on their ArcGIS server

 

[Cocky-Roach]

Blow up the M5

 

[aayzof]

an awful amount.

 

[Lightnix]

Leave a duke in the urinals.

 

[Westyfield2]

Work in a transport office for a big beer delivery company, so could just cancel large orders ^_^

Re-direct delivery to my office plz.

 

[Davies_M]

Give Angelina Jolie STDs

Being within such a close proximity (the distance that requires the transfer of such a thing) of that woman, I wouldn't count it as a job...heaven, maybe.

 

[Gothic Draconia]

Could deprive a few people of their Super T and cider for the day lol

 

[starfighter]

cut a few 100000 people off from the internet for a while, steal loads of data and details, or just blow the place up for a bit off fun.

In reality, we have a few minor celebrities on the books, have considered a prank phone call.

 

[stulid]

I could destroy upto 25,000 new cars, and before the useless port police came, I could try sinking some rather large vessels.

 

[I get around]

Pick up a foot stool and start decking customers and managers left right and centre.
"Accidentally" knock cages full of valuable stuff over.
Slash a load of oil bottles, wait for customers to slip in spillage and sue tescos.
Start listing all the health and safety breaches and sue the store manager for neglect.
Go to the lockup, wheel as much valuable stuff as possible to compactor and crush it.
Burn the store down (The sprinkler system keeps breaking, has been broken for about a week now).

Many of these thoughts I have actually considered now and then.

 

[MasterPlan1]

Play switch-a-roo with the SAN storage and **** on the bane of my existance... The servers. I actually think about destroying this place every day, like today I was thinking how pleasing it'd be to come into work with a machine gun and just tear through all the servers.

 

[( |-| |2 ][ $]

Could probably stop most of the UK and a lot of the world from using Credit / Debit Cards.

Probably end up in prision though.

 

[mingeroonie]

I could turn the electric off a nice big chunk of the South West

 

[Liverpool-Lad]

Trash a large cable companies core systems!

 

[Jonnycoupe]

Stop the UK's Continual At Sea Nuclear Deterant.

 

[Mercutio]

Hmmm, probably take out the UK's internet?

Thinking about it, as far as the folks on this forum are concerned, that probably wins

 

[sanaxe1]

I could dry up the Mediterranean sea if i really wanted to.