What would you do if everyone just dissapeared?

Soldato
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Im sure similar to zombie outbreaks and other end of world events you've thought about what survival would be like and what fun could be had after the collapse of society, well this time without the trouble and fear of chaos, death and destruction or people to worry about, if everyone just disappeared for no known reason, what would you get up to and would you have any big goals in mind?

Well for me, id like to checkout all the places you shouldn't or wouldn't be allowed to normally, military bases and their hardware would be fun if a bit dangerous, so one big goal would be to figure out how to set off a nuke, this would be just out of range of me and somewhere as remote and lifeless as possible, though i suspect this is a seriously difficult task for one person to pull off but given enough time and knowledge it could be done right?

If i got clever enough with it i would do various 'tests', like mountain side destruction, see if a huge iceberg can fly, maybe even send one to the moon! :D
 
What a destructive soul you are!

I would cry. Then cry a bit more. And probably be in mourning - but then stock up and set off on an expedition to try and find people (but of course go looking in places I'd like to go)...

...The only bummer would be getting stranded on an island! I guess in the UK we now at least have the Chunnel to walk through!
 
Go to ferrari garage
Get ferrari
Smash ferrari into other ferrari
Line up 5 ferraris behind ramp and try and jump them with 6th £600,000 ferrari
Fail. Laugh. Spend rest of night in pub having free beer. Naked. Throwing pint glass through window after each pint. With pron playing on pub TVs.
Next morning find Aston Martin garage
Repeat.
Next morning find 'challenger tank' factory.
Repeat.
 
What a destructive soul you are!

I would cry. Then cry a bit more. And probably be in mourning - but then stock up and set off on an expedition to try and find people (but of course go looking in places I'd like to go)...

...The only bummer would be getting stranded on an island! I guess in the UK we now at least have the Chunnel to walk through!

You could commandeer a cruise liner!

I'd just chill for a bit, get bored after a few days then do the above... But of course I wouldn't find anyone as everyone had disappeared. So I'd spend my life travelling and looking for something that doesn't exist.
 
Do anything you wnat for about a week or two. then relaise you will never see a human again.

So I think after some car and going places fun. Then an attempt to contact any survivors. Radio I am legend style. Oh and learn to fly.
 
Could you have a dog?

I reckon if you were the ONLY existance you would get seriously lonely. If you stopped to think about it that is.

I reckon i would just start to take everything everyone has ever owned. For example find the keys for cars and take them to some petrol station and syphon the fuel, just make a massive stock pile. Find loads of generators for electricity when i need it.

Just muck about i suppose. Not much point doing anything contructive other than hobbies i suppose. It's not as if you can re-populate the species.

First stop would be upstairs to steal my housemates car keys, then off to the nearest army camp to get the gate gurds la85a1 just for safety.

The only constructive thing i would do is vegetable patch. Would need food all year round and even tinned food only lasts for severall years.

Things like wearing hot girls clothes and masturbating wherever you please kind of go without saying.
 
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i think i would break into kelly broke's house and try and find some home movies

infact id walk around casually breaking into everyones house looking for stuff

once i got bored id just play some games untill i was more bored then jump of the tallest building

dosent sound that great now tbh
 
Steal cars, blow stuff up with a tank, rob banks for firelighters, get some guns and shoot stuff, drink as much alcohol as I can, steal class a's b's and c's from police lockups etc etc etc.
 
Do animals still exist?

It might involve them being in catipults..

Yeah animals still exist and everything is left as is, this is a fairly realistic scenario so things will breakdown and stop working in time, id actually probably download as much info and stuff as i can from the internet first now i think about it, obviously while being a bit depressed and sad at the thought everyone is gone, probably scared as well if im honest, but yeah to the internets to gather up vital intel otherwise my job of nuke destruction will be ten times harder! :p
 
Will there be fresh bodies, i know it is a bit wrong but there a few girls i have yet to have my way with and if its not rotted then its fair game right?
 
Come to think of it I reckon you've got 3 days electricity max before that screws up for some reason.

The roads are going to start getting rubbish blown on to them and cracking besides there's cars blocking them all if it was a sudden 'snap! everyones gone'. The tv will stop transmitting almost immediately. internet servers will mostly die when the power goes but your PC is dead by now anyway as no electricity. The gas is going to stop flowing after a week or so because of some issue somewhere probably at the distribution centre so kiss goodbye to any heating.

So your handwashing your clothes in cold water now :( and you don't know how to fix properly the broken wrist you got when falling down the stairs in the dark you've just but some half-botched cloth on it (and it doesn't half hurt) :(

Next door neighbours rottveiler is in the back yard, is starving to death, and is soon going to jump the fence and come for you.

Getting petrol out of a petrol station will turn out to be just impossible you can't figure out how to do it (pumps won't work .. direct access to tanks is locked goodness knows where the keys are you've searched for hours) -- so the generator you found is useless.

Fresh water is stopping after 3 weeks as the pumping station has gone wrong. There is a massive fire burning about 2 miles away and you haven't got a clue why so just sit and watch it at nights (nothing else to do)

Basically you'd turn into a caveman. And within a year die due to an infection getting into your ganky foot or something pretty retarded.
 
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