Joke i found funny

Tummy · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:07

Don't give up the day job.

Gaygle · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:07

firefilesuk said:
someone here must have watched it, the black comic won £5K, are you suggesting poeple who laugh at these kind of jokes are racist?

Many jokes are much funnier when spoken, but when written down, lead to ultimate fail.

Gaygle · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:08

firefilesuk said:
OK here is another one:

Guy: yo dudes sorry i'm late i got attacked by a swam of bees
Mates: erm wtf??
Guy: yeah they were after my nectar card. It was a sting operation.

OMG! PLEASE STOP!

GingerNinja1989 · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:08

Ban tbh

firefilesuk · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:09

Have you guys never noticed the desparity between ethnic minorities in wealth and living conditions and how many more (disproportionally) are in jail. i'm not saying its right but thats how the joke is funny imo.

firefilesuk · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:10

Gaygle said:
Many jokes are much funnier when spoken, but when written down, lead to ultimate fail.

guess you right

Gaygle · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:10

firefilesuk said:
Have you guys never noticed the desparity between ethnic minorities in wealth and living conditions and how many more (disproportionally) are in jail. i'm not saying its right but thats how the joke is funny imo.

oh dear lord.

Tummy · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:11

Gaygle · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:11

firefilesuk said:
guess you right

I'm not suggesting that this joke would be funnier when spoken, because i can't imagine it being any better.

Anominity · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:12

firefilesuk said:
OK here is another one:

Guy: yo dudes sorry i'm late i got attacked by a swam of bees
Mates: erm wtf??
Guy: yeah they were after my nectar card. It was a sting operation.

That one wouldn't have been quite as bad had it not been posted the other day. It was bad then, now its just terrible.

ac1d1ty · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:14

platypus · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:15

firefilesuk · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:19

platypus said:

have you got a better joke?

Cosimo · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:21

Words almost fail me, appalling.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:26

My nan has just died, she was a victim of the big C.

It fell on her, now my local store is called 'ostcutter'.

I get around · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:49

So unfunny my nuts shrivelled up in horror.

Cocky-Roach · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:55

Someone just do us a favour and close this thread please

monkeypants · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:57

I really hate it when people use the word "blood" to refer to another person.

Also: SHOCK AS MONKEYPANTS ENTERS JOKE THREAD WITHOUT POSTING JOKES.

Zogger · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:59

firefilesuk said:
itv

there's your problem right there

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Feb 2010 at 12:59

monkeypants said:
Also: SHOCK AS MONKEYPANTS ENTERS JOKE THREAD WITHOUT POSTING JOKES.

Thank god for small mercies.