Fixing crotch bulge in Jeans

This happens to nearly everyone, even women, no one cares, they know you don't have a stiffy.

If anything flattening it and looking embarrassed just makes everyone think you DO.
 
Fenris said:
This happens to nearly everyone, even women, no one cares, they know you don't have a stiffy.

If anything flattening it and looking embarrassed just makes everyone think you DO.
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I've never seen a woman with pants tent!
 
Pav89 said:
I've never seen a woman with pants tent!
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It's just that bit on the crotch in zipped jeans that tents up when sat down, assuming the chick isn't wearing skin tight jeans.

Don't get why this is such a big deal for the OP tbh.
 
One of my hoodies does the same. If I go to the cinema and droop down in the seat, all of a sudden it looks like I'm trying to hide a massive boner. In fact, I'd be exceptionally happy if it stretched that far!

I just keep patting it down. You'd likely be surprised at just how little other people actually care, tbh.
 
Be Proud of your Bulge !!! If people don't notice my Bulge I start Thrusting it in there face, HA!!!

HELLO ASDA LADIES !!! :D
 
Pav89 said:
Now that's just brilliant! Pants tent! LOL!!! My pants tent still exists. Anyone else have any suggestions? I'm not going to walk around and sit down with a wet crotch otherwise it will look like I've ****ed my pants
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You only need to do it once.
Not everytime you wear them. :eek: :p

When you've got nothing going on, jump in the shower or the bath while wearing them. Then just keep them on until they've mostly dried out. It's simply loosening up or reshaping the startch which is making it stick up.
 
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surely people will be used to what jeans do when you sit down.

and also, surely people will be used to perverts on the tube?

so either way, you're fine :D
 
OP is far too self conscious. You are the only one looking at your crotch, and if anyone else is, be thankful you have a bulge.
 
LOL! It's more a pants tent than a crotch bulge now I've come to think about it. See, and its true, from observing this thread, other people have this too :D I don't look at other people's crotches and this is why I asked, because sitting down for a while with something that looks like the tent pole has risen, isn't something to be concious about? "Oh yeah, i'm Mr cool dude, I haz pants tent LOOK AT ME, LOOK!" (Seems like what a few people in this thread are acting like).
 
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