Shapeshifter caught!!

[kylew]

What is she talking about in the first place?

If she is talking about the impending world domination of the French or shapeshifters (equally as unlikely and undesireable) then i may give you some credence.

If she is talking about her favourite snail recipe then... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I heard "chicken" at some point.

 

[kylew]

Mother of god. There's a giant light shining in her face you can see it in the reflection behind her, when she moves her head toward the camara the glare off her face s causing the camara iris to close, when she pulls away her eye darken because the iris on the camara is still small and here eyes are in shadow.

It happens everytime she moves her head forward, unless her head movement is linked to lizardness like how a chicken runs

I swear to god if she dropped an egg making her recipe you would say it was proof she's lizard and she laid it. you need to get a grip magick.

"Camara"

 

[Tefal]

Trying to disrupt the FBI listening devices?

FFS told you that in confidence!



We're going to have find somewhere else to insert them now.... somewhere lower...

 

[Cybermyk]

FFS told you that in confidence!



We're going to have find somewhere else to insert them now.... somewhere lower...

Cardiff?

 

[Tefal]

Cardiff?

Jesus! Not that low

 

[Nate Silvers]

It comes from a foreign country, it's fake.

 

[Phate]

I'm a believer as you well know.

Do me a favour, hold a mirror infront of you right now with your light on and monitor off, with your head vertical, like you would looking at your computer screen, now tilt your head forward...see the shadows forming under your eyes?

Ok now film it using a ****** webcam and compress it down to youtube low quality and span it across your monitor and wow look, same thing.

6 years is a hell of a long time for a gimmick joke account. He's deadly serious.

Never underestimate a determined nerd

 

[jak731]

No it isn't. The lighting and camera remains totaly constant throughout the whole video.

Do you think you are the only sane person in a world of insane people?

You should watch this video:

The bit you should take stock of is where Stephen Hawking says 'we do not seem to have been visited by aliens, why would they appear only to crackpots and weirdos?'

The majority of peoples lives are mundane, and most die of mundane causes (more people die each year in the uk from falls than died in the 7/7 bombings). This is true for you too, get over yourself and move on with life.

 

[Spektor]

Magick I want you to go find that shapeshifter and kill it, filming yourself doing it, upload it here for lulz.

Ps. Sorry to the lovely old woman should Magick be sufficiently gone in the mind that he does this.

 

[steve-h]

Magick did you walk in on your mum having some "alone time" and she told you she was riding her self of a reptilian possession?

LOL!

 

[KizZ]

So that woman has a MASSIVE **** inside her?

 

[Nix]

So that woman has a MASSIVE **** inside her?

Yeah, that usually tends to make women's eyes go funny.

 

[^TANK^]

Oh well atleast it doesn't look like this, I pulled it out of my bum!

 

[Tefal]

WTF is wrong with your hand tank?

looks like you had it reconstructed from a scrotum.

 

[^TANK^]

Old age hitting me early I'm afraid.

 

[Zip]

Google has over 30 million hits for 'the black eyed people' BTW.

Have you been watching true blood a bit too much?

 

[Tefal]

Google has over 30 million hits for 'the black eyed people' BTW.

You are aware that 29 million of those are about the black eyed peas right?


There are only 36,400 results for "black eyed people" with quotes.

And a lot of them are about true blood and black eyed peas fan sites.


there's 5,450 results for magick is a nutter.

 

[Marine Iguana]

there's 5,450 results for magick is a nutter.

Sig worthy.

 

[^TANK^]

there's 5,450 results for magick is a nutter.

I just checked, you're not kidding.

 

[Berserker]

I'm only getting 5,440.

Plus one more from this thread.