Gordon Brown is eating 9 bananas a day to get fit.

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It will take a miracle to improve that...
 
Someone give him one more, it might just create the right potassium imbalance to cause a heart attack.
 
Must be labour's latest desperate attempt to swing the election back in their favour...make our leader look more attractive!

Re: the calories in Kit-Kats, yes but bananas have higher quality calories.
 
Must be labour's latest desperate attempt to swing the election back in their favour...make our leader look more attractive!

Re: the calories in Kit-Kats, yes but bananas have higher quality calories.

Or a ploy by the conservatives to turn him into monkey (Instead of just acting / smelling like one)
 
Personally I like bananas but I would eat at most 2 bananas in 1 days, most of the time I only have 1 banana a day few times a week.

GOOOOO BANANAS!!!!!!
 
I bet he listens to this while he eats them:



Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun.
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork

or in Gordo's case;

Nine banana, eighth banana, seven banana, ..........


:D
 
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I'd eat 9 bananas a day if I had the patience to buy them up to a week in advance so they can actually get ripe instead of being marginally more yellow than green.

Snack too much on random crap if there's no fruit :[
 
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