Gordon Brown is eating 9 bananas a day to get fit.

[The Dread Pirate]

I reckon he's always been doing this as quite clearly he is a monkey thats been shaved and put in a suit!

 

[Belly]

Wonderful News. This should loosen his bowells. Now the "Brown-and-Sticky-stuff" will be exiting from the correct orifice!

 

[int]

He'll have a heart related problem soon enough. Good ole' potassium

 

[Efour]

Didn't Lady Thatcher have a similar diet when she came to power ?

 

[mmj_uk]

An unelected one eyed idiot with a banana fetish.

Well put.

 

[Heliospherez]

What was your dad in for?

Impacted stool. Constipated for 2 days which the consultant said was a result of not drinking enough water and eating to much fibre (my Dad used to eat 2/3 Bananas a day ). Passed out in bathroom and then started to get poisoned from not being able to pass anything. Lost consiousness in Ambulence and then in A&E simply from the pain/constipation.

The subsequent fix was possibly the worst thing I have seen a doctor have to do.

 

[mcwildcard]

He'll have a heart related problem soon enough. Good ole' potassium

I believe that happened to Peter Andre back in his heyday, collapsed backstage due to potassium poisoning!

 

[a1ex2001]

An unelected one eyed idiot with a banana fetish.

He was elected in exactly the same way as every other pm in recent times, the rest of what you say is true although you missed the Scotish bit.

 

[=VTA=MANFACE]

The labour goverment are a bunch of stupid monkeys anyway.

 

[scorza]

Didn't Lady Thatcher have a similar diet when she came to power ?

There was a story about that recently? IIRC she (on at least one occasion) ate 28 eggs in a day.

 

[Rroff]

You shouldn't be eating 9 in a week - more like 4-5 let alone a day... either someones got their facts mixed up or hes in for even more problems in the weeks ahead :S

 

[iviv]

Great article though!

DANGERS
A slip on a banana skin is painful and very embarrassing.

PORTABILITY
Easily battered about and squashed. Can look obscene in a trouser pocket.

Never been a fan of bananas, except in banana bread. Mmm!

 

[robgmun]

The subsequent fix was possibly the worst thing I have seen a doctor have to do.

Ok, i'll bite, what was it?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

DANGERS
A slip on a banana skin is painful and very embarrassing.

Untrue Contrary to popular belief!

 

[Anominity]

The labour goverment are a bunch of stupid monkeys anyway.

To be fair to labour (Never thought i would say that) I would say 95% of politicians are stupid monkeys, not just the labour ones

 

[Participant]

There was a story about that recently? IIRC she (on at least one occasion) ate 28 eggs in a day.

Wowsers. Can you imagine being her granny pants that night.

 

[LOAM]

Best I could do in the time I could bare to look at him

 

[Heliospherez]

Ok, i'll bite, what was it?

After 2 syringes worth of hot liquid where the sun don't shine...and still no movement....

5 minutes of nastiness basically pulling stuff out with a rubber glove on

 

[apatia77]

After 2 syringes worth of hot liquid where the sun don't shine...and still no movement....

5 minutes of nastiness basically pulling stuff out with a rubber glove on

A day to remember

 

[Makunouchi]

Impacted stool. Constipated for 2 days which the consultant said was a result of not drinking enough water and eating to much fibre (my Dad used to eat 2/3 Bananas a day ). Passed out in bathroom and then started to get poisoned from not being able to pass anything. Lost consiousness in Ambulence and then in A&E simply from the pain/constipation.

The subsequent fix was possibly the worst thing I have seen a doctor have to do.

This was a more interesting read than the OP's article about our Prime Minister. What does that have to tell you?