Best way to find food stealer...

In my halls in first year some scrote kept stealing all the beers in the fridge so a couple guys decided to buy some budweisers and drink them, they then urinated in the bottles and resealed the bottle cap. The culprit was heard being sick in the toilet at about 3 am and the people who were with him in his room at the time told us the story and the best thing was he tasted it, then asked do these taste weird to you and then proceeded to drink more and was then sick. Not saying do this since it is pretty wrong but thought i would share the story.
 
If it was me I would put a laxatives in the milk/juice, make sure you label it "My food" then when they get ill they cant blame you as it was clearly labelled and they stole it
 
Dmack said:
In my halls in first year some scrote kept stealing all the beers in the fridge so a couple guys decided to buy some budweisers and drink them, they then urinated in the bottles and resealed the bottle cap. The culprit was heard being sick in the toilet at about 3 am and the people who were with him in his room at the time told us the story and the best thing was he tasted it, then asked do these taste weird to you and then proceeded to drink more and was then sick. Not saying do this since it is pretty wrong but thought i would share the story.
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Could they put it through a "Soda Stream" to make it more authentic?!
 
Dmack said:
In my halls in first year some scrote kept stealing all the beers in the fridge so a couple guys decided to buy some budweisers and drink them, they then urinated in the bottles and resealed the bottle cap. The culprit was heard being sick in the toilet at about 3 am and the people who were with him in his room at the time told us the story and the best thing was he tasted it, then asked do these taste weird to you and then proceeded to drink more and was then sick. Not saying do this since it is pretty wrong but thought i would share the story.
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Probably tastes better than budweiser anyway.
 
I drank most of my milk then urinated in some of it. Also my housemate was definately stealing my shampoo all year and never bought any. I used neally all of it then add some watered down mr muscle oven cleaner.

My milk or shampoo has not gone missing since
 
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But I prefer the laxative idea.
 
Guest2 said:
I drank most of my milk then urinated in some of it. Also my housemate was definately stealing my shampoo all year and never bought any. I used neally all of it then add some watered down mr muscle oven cleaner.

My milk or shampoo has not gone missing since
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But your housemates hair has..................lol
 
put some of the anti nail biting stuff round the rim or in the product you want to lace. Once taste and they will never risk it again.

Or just hide the fridge my mate did at uni got a rather large box and cut the back off for ventilation and put it over the fridge and dumped books and other rubbish on the top so it looked like a box of junk.

Unless you have the best cleaners in the world they are never going to tidy up your boxes.
 
Laxatives - you guys are far too nice

Chicken blood, keep it warm for a couple of days and then use liberally. Don't mark food as yours but sit back and wait
 
I used to share a house with a few lads and one of the girlfriends used to come in and graze whatever she fancied in the fridge without asking.

I got some Dave's Insanity chilli sauce, split open a Wagon Wheel biscuit and put a few drops inside it, before leaving the Wagon Wheel in a tempting position in the fridge. I was upstairs in my room when I heard this girl come in the house and a few minutes later you could hear her crying in pain and the tap in the sink being run. It was proper comedy.

So I can heartily recommend the chilli sauce idea as mentioned by several people.
 
Mistercrabb - the hidden fridge-box contraption = genius

I've read all 5 pages of this topic and I would say that the least troublesome way of catching the culprit is UV spray + UV torch, then deducing where the UV traces to.

The only thing I can contribute, is something that dates back to my GCSE days doing CDT (design & technology). We (students) built various alarms that would trigger by a light-sensitive diode. Perhaps build this yourself (it's fairly simple/amateur), place it in a dark butter tub. Once the alarm is sounded, rush to the kitchen to see who dunnit.
 
I had the problem with people coming back drunk from a night out and eating my cheese/biscuits/whatever I had.

Simple solution was to eat other peoples food when I was midnight snacking. Being a passive/aggressive type just makes uni less fun for all.
 
Replace milk in carton with set yoghurt with some green and black food colouring added in for good measure. ;)
Get large pint glass
Pour 'milk' into glass
Drink
Replace carton in fridge.
 
or another option is to agree with your flatmates that you all buy together communal milk/cheese/butter etc so you don't have this issue
 
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