Mens Foreplay Timer
Ok, so we don’t promise that this gadget is in any way going to improve either your romance life, or chances of you having sex, and most likely it will result in you actually getting a lot less action in the bedroom. But, it is great for really getting the message across to that special lady in your life, that you don’t really see the point in “watching all the trailers when you have only come to see the feature film”.
Usage Instructions
* Rotate the timer 180° and place within your immediate field of vision
* Caress, kiss etc until all the sand has flowed through the timer, then stop
* Get on with the job properly
* Fall asleep
Great tool to keep on the bedside table to stop her complaining
Ok, so we don’t promise that this gadget is in any way going to improve either your romance life, or chances of you having sex, and most likely it will result in you actually getting a lot less action in the bedroom. But, it is great for really getting the message across to that special lady in your life, that you don’t really see the point in “watching all the trailers when you have only come to see the feature film”.
Usage Instructions
* Rotate the timer 180° and place within your immediate field of vision
* Caress, kiss etc until all the sand has flowed through the timer, then stop
* Get on with the job properly
* Fall asleep
Great tool to keep on the bedside table to stop her complaining
