Walked into Tescos last night...

mike gunnz · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:21

On my way to the university graduate school for an all night study session I walked into my local Tescos mini-mart last night to buy some cigs. It was freezing so I had a warm jacket on and a hoody to keep my baldy head warm. As soon as I walked in the security guard by the door clocked me and immediately told me to remove my hood.

I was, offended but unsurprised. I'm a 38 year old 6 foot 1 black male so I clearly have a propensity to rob convenience stores at the end of my road, therefore the security guard was fully justified in launching a pre-emptive strike. Anyway, I smiled at him, politely refused to remove my hood, bought my fags and left without a murmur, while inwardly wanting to wipe the floor with him.

Just wanted to share.

DampCat · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:22

You're the daddy.

TheCenturion · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:23

Sorry, just a question:

Where was labour of love IV in your local tesco's album chart?

Sorry, it's completely off topic but I have to know

Redgie · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:23

They say that to everyone in my local Tesco wearing a hood, I don't see a problem other than when people like you refuse to remove it?

GeX · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:23

sounds like a fair request, why were you being difficult about it?

The Dread Pirate · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:23

I was expecting:

... manned up and asked out the girl behind the checkout!

I am disappoint.

lemonkettaz · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:24

I've been asked to put my hood down...

I did. end

PiKe · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:24

mike gunnz said:
I'm a 38 year old 6 foot 1 black male... while inwardly wanting to wipe the floor with him.

Yeah you don't fit the stereotype at all.

bledd · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:25

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I was expecting:

... manned up and asked out the girl behind the checkout!

I am disappoint.

Yup

failthread

hurfdurf · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:25

You hard man

Yas786 · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:26

DampCat said:
You're the daddy.

WHO'S THE DADDY??

anant_shah94 said:
Sorry, just a question:

Where was labour of love IV in your local tesco's album chart?

Sorry, it's completely off topic but I have to know

LOL...thinking of seducing a lady are we??.

matt_fsr · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:26

Good luck walking twice as far for your ciggies when they bar you....

Why be difficult? We all know the rule is pointless, but surely it makes more sense to say "sure" and not cause problems?

Maybe I'm all for an easy life...

Grandmaster Fap! · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:26

Pop a cap in his *** yo?

XeNoN89 · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:26

You're so cool man

lemonkettaz · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:28

I don't understand. Black people only rob conveniance stores in U.S.A.

In England hooded people of all races carry knives and slash people.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:28

Was the security gurad white? He was clearly being racist.

TheCenturion · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:28

Spawn said:
LOL...thinking of seducing a lady are we??.

No, just hoping it's number 1

Yas786 · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:29

anant_shah94 said:
No, just hoping it's number 1

Why?? did you sing a song in it??

TheCenturion · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:30

Spawn said:
Why?? did you sing a song in it??

I LOVE it

Clearly you don't

antijoke · 23 Feb 2010 at 14:30

A pre-emptive strike? You went to buy fags not go to war....