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'Dr' Neil Fox: "Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."

Phil Collins: 'I'm talkin' Nonce Sense'

Nick Owen: 'Heavy electricity is regularly flattenig cattle in Sri Lanka. Afterwards the poor beasts look like giant fur covered slugs, thrashing around on their backs and made of, what scientists call, wobbly matter.'
 
Spirited said:
Chris Morris = Genius.

Did anyone ever watch Jam? That was fantastically insane. The Doctor especially, and also the couple who were trying to buy a house off Mark Heap, but he had certain, umm, 'requirements'. I was laughing at stuff that was just.. just.. wrong.
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'Jam' was insane but not quite as nerve wracking as the radio precursor show 'Blue Jam'. Now that ... that was just incorrect :eek:
 
In Britain in the last century, it was quite acceptable for a gentleman to lose his virginity to one of London's many whore dogs. Dickens and Prince Albert both boasted of their experience.

LOL
 
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