Some people are really disgusting

Vita said:
Explain.
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Certainly.

Even better than that - look at this blueprint-esq quality diagram of the aforementioned task :

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1)Hold the door shut with one hand (it's Liverpool...they're almost all kicked in with the locks broken), to avoid weird people who like watching.

2)Stoop over the toilet, roughly half a foot (2a) above the dirty vomit encrusted seat.

3)Drop the kids off at the pool, wipe with the other hand and pull trousers up.

After, wash hands (the dryer too of course, will have been kicked in usually because it looked at somebody funny), go upto my mate and wipe my hands on his back.
 
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Nitefly said:
The worst toilets in the world were those in the Borders on the triangle in Clifton. There was poo smeared everywhere.

A slightly amusing toilet story:

Whilst in exam mode last year, I was spending ~12 hours a day in the library, which is a miserable place. When you do revise (and I'm sure it's not just me) all you can think of is "mmm this doctrine doesn't make much sense, the guy that wrote this was a tit. Tit...... BOOOOOOOOBS *slobber*" and before you know it you feel like you could mount anything that walks. It doesn't help if you are surrounded by petite pretty girls either with perfume lingering - why do they wear it to the library?! Anyway...

It was getting to the point where I was going to have to leave the library and go home for a fap - it was the only way I could return to normality. I thought I'd go to the toilet before having one last attempt at concentrating. I sat on the toilet with my head in my hands thinking 'this is truly ridiculous - you're acting like a 15 year old'. I then looked at the wall of the cubical, which read:

"Mark here if you were horny in the library and had to go for a ****"

There were dozens and dozens and dozens of scores, all from different pens, some of them fading out from age :eek:

I dunno if they were genuine or not, but I have never felt so comforted yet disturbed in my life :D
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nice toilet story bro...
 
One of our uni toilets has a table drawn on the wall that allows users to rate their latest colonic creation on a variety of aspects such as consistency, smell, size, colour and residuals. It's been there for all my 5yrs of Uni and stretches pretty much the whole height of the cubicle wall.
 
No matter how hard you clean, how much you flush and how many layers of paper you put in/on the toilet, there is one thing that will get you when you least expect it...

Public toiilet splashback! :(:(:(:(:(
 
Tefal said:
You wipe after you pee? :confused:
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Of course.

Justin said:
Are you joking?

Very odd.
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I thought the same thing when I heard people don't wipe...

Also, it's disgusting imo when people don't wipe their *** also with wet toilet paper, dry paper never gets it's completely clean, so basically, anyone going to a public toilet to poo, I find that disgusting as you can't even wipe your bum clean normally...
 
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I have been known to dab the bell with a bit of paper before zipping up.

Usually just shake and go though.
Depends if I think I am likely to pull later on though.
Wouldn't want her to have a horrible taste in her mouth :D
 
thing that people don't realise about public loos compared to your own is that you never know how clean it really is and who has previously used it. because of this if you make a splash you aren't as likely to want to wipe it up as you could be wiping up 100 guys other splashes, and then it goes on like this all day, you smudge the side, if there is someone elses smudge are you really going to bother to clean up both? course not, you'll leave it for me to be paid to clean it up using one of those toilet brushes that flick the smudge up at me.
 
Oh public toilets are horrid! I just don't go unless I really need. And a no. 2 is out of the question. No way!
The worst toilet I've been in would've been in Croatia. Bursting, finally found a toilet, walked in a looked at the hole in the ground and all the flies buzzing about and walked straight back out again! Bought something in a cafe just so I could use a loo with pipes and water!
 
utajoker said:
Sat on the loo in asda when I came in the first toilet had a huge crap that someone didn't flush the second someone had peed all over the seat.

Is it to difficult for people to pee in a home or flush a toilet?

Rant over sorry for ruining your Saturday morning :p
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Just huge lols from me.

To keep it OT though I'd never used public toilets anyway, that's the kind of filth you can expect in them, not to mention the stuff you can catch from toilet seats etc. How many people do you think wash their hands after using toilets at say, the cinema? They then go out and put their **** stained hands all over the plates to push open the door, so even if you wash your hands you can't go and eat some popcorn without having someone else's **** all over your fingers.

Unless you open them with your feet or something, hard if it's a pulling door.
 
K1LLSW1TCH said:
Just huge lols from me.

To keep it OT though I'd never used public toilets anyway, that's the kind of filth you can expect in them, not to mention the stuff you can catch from toilet seats etc. How many people do you think wash their hands after using toilets at say, the cinema? They then go out and put their **** stained hands all over the plates to push open the door, so even if you wash your hands you can't go and eat some popcorn without having someone else's **** all over your fingers.

Unless you open them with your feet or something, hard if it's a pulling door.
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I got a theory that I'd like to believe works. You wash hands but leave a little bit of soap residue on them, get a bit of paper towel, open door and then wipe hands with towel. I'd like to think that any germs are killed by all the soap! :p
 
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