Almost got hit by a bus by not looking both ways - always useful on a double crossing.
I do believe looking both ways is one of the core principles of the how-not-to-get-yourself-smushed-into-tarmac-so-hard-an-underpaid-civil-servant-will-have-to-jet-wash-you-off-the-road-code you get taught as a kid.
Often it's
Press button
Wait for ages
Traffic stops
Wait for ages
Traffic starts again
You get confused and press the button again
Wait for ages
Traffic stops
Green man for 10 seconds or so
Once upon a time, there lived a green man in a green house which was in a green district. One day while he was bathing, a female friend of his came round to visit and rang the doorbell. Upon hearing his doorbell, the green man hastily wrapped a towel round himself and went to open the door. At that moment, he accidentally dropped his towel and his friend screamed in shock. Still screaming, she ran off and got knocked down when she dashed across a road. She died, the end.
What is the moral of the story?
NEVER cross the road when the green man is flashing.
In London, pressing the button is a total waste of time as the lights are on a predetermined cycle so I refuse to press them out of principle.![]()