Facebook funnies

[Cosimo]

Wow, I had a really hard time reading those and I'm still kinda iffy about what's going on.

Lol.

It’s not just you but everyone else who has read these.

 

[Spike560]

I know OP said no lamebook, but his poor openning post waives his right to dictate the contents of this thread. Plus this is a classic and some people may not have seen it

 

[SB118]

Facebook is great now, i wake up every morning to 30 posts of "Your friend has commented on person you've never heard of status"

 

[Tobes]

Facebook is great now, i wake up every morning to 30 posts of "Your friend has commented on person you've never heard of status"

Deleted mine last week. Haven't missed it. Other than a couple of hot chicks who added me who I don't know. That's all it was good for. I decided porn was better.

It's hilarious how many friends are making a big deal of it actually. If they were really friends they could always you know... ring me or actually come round to my house.

 

[UKDTweak]

I hate Facebook with a passion, the wife keeps using it and twice now, I have been called to the PC to find a fake anti virus pop up on screen......

Thank god for limited user accounts... surfice to say, the site is now blocked on my main Pc via the host file

 

[Wicksta]

Facebook is great now, i wake up every morning to 30 posts of "Your friend has commented on person you've never heard of status"

You don't get seperate notifications of people posting on other people's status unless you have commented on or 'liked' the status yourself.

 

[The Funktopus]

OP gave me a nosebleed trying to read it.

 

[mac1st3]

 

[Stretch]

I don't get what's "funny" about the first one?

 

[twist3d0n3]

this is definitely a case for people who can't be arsed to spell words out in their entirety don't deserve to copulate.

SIMPLES

 

[4T5]

The Thread title is a Lie !!!

 

[^TANK^]

thread lacks teh funneh!

No seriously, that's just painful reading that.

I think I died of retardedness halfway through the first one

+1.

 

[SourChipmunk]

I know OP said no lamebook, but his poor openning post waives his right to dictate the contents of this thread. Plus this is a classic and some people may not have seen it

OP said no lamebook, but said nothing about failbook.

http://failbooking.com/

Volvo has been owned by Ford since 1999. 'tards.

 

[SB118]

You don't get seperate notifications of people posting on other people's status unless you have commented on or 'liked' the status yourself.

O RLY?

People i know i red, people i've never heard of in green.

 

[bhavv]

 

[twist3d0n3]

bwahahahaa

gotta loves noobs on the internets

 

[tntcoder]

Swearing in the bottom of that pic bhavv, funny though

 

[Amp34]

But is she engaged to Michael?

 

[SourChipmunk]

But is she engaged to Michael?

No. She was engaged to me.


That's ok, though. She chunked out after we started dating and I was trying to find a way to get rid of her anyway.

 

[Ekim]

Whoever edited that photo did a really poor job of editing out all of the names.