Have you ever . . Thread

[ScarySquirrel]

Have you ever been caught by your Mum whilst you were polishing your rocket?

 

[Wryel]

1: Kisses to men, why not?
2: No chance. 12 days apart so we usually celebrate together.

Over:Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey:No sir! I've never been up in a plane before!
Over: Have you ever, seen a grown man naked?

Edit: Have you ever left a 'private magazine' in the living room and then it appeared back in your bedroom?

 

[freak2002]

Have you ever put a kiss on the end of a text to a mate?

No that would be WWWAAAYYY too embarassing!

xxx

 

[Kazz]

Yes I've also taken a dump on someones car, off a roof, out of a tree & Once over by a wall at download festival(I couldn't be ****ed to que for an arena toilet or head back to a campsite Toilet Incidentally thats how I lost my underwear).

Ever dropped off the kids in the toilet?

 

[Fantom]

Accidentally sent a soppy text intended for the Mrs. to one of your mates .

no,

Ever sent a "moaning about mrs" text meant for a mate to your mrs?

 

[taz488]

i always put a kiss, standard, maybe more than one if your lucky

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Ever dropped off the kids in the toilet?

Eh?

 

[Kazz]

Eh?

dropping off the kids = having a number 2

 

[Participant]

dropping off the kids = having a number 2

Right, so you're asking if anyone's ever laid cable in a latrine? Nice one.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

dropping off the kids = having a number 2

Yes I don't usually go find a car/roof/tree to **** on/out of/off of these were acts of revenge (Car), Humor (The roof [missed my unaware target by a couple of cms]) & Dire need(Tree & Download) .

 

[Kazz]

Well in that case i'll get my coat, good day to you sir.

 

[Gaygle]

Right, so you're asking if anyone's ever laid cable in a latrine? Nice one.

I'm literally sitting here in silent tears trying to hold in laughter. That has got to be the best way of describing taking a dump ever.

 

[NormanPorkinson]

I always put a kiss on the end of my mates txts - girl or boy, just a gay sort of wind up/take the urine sort of thing

I forgot my girlfriends birthday this year, well I'd bought her the gift (an awesome hotel room in thailand for the day/night) but we both forgot it was her birthday on the day...lol. She got out of the shower about 11 oclock in the morning and said...it's my birthday!!! I'd totally forgotten Had to make it up with abit of tongue tornado. haha!

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Would fellow gym people please indicate their intension to stop when leaving the shower!

 

[Gaygle]

Would fellow gym people people please indicate their intension to stop when leaving the shower!

Stop what?

 

[Participant]

Stop what?

I guess he means stop walking. Maybe if you're leaving the shower at the same time as someone else, they come to a sudden halt, you don't stop in time, you accidentally bum them...you know how it is.

 

[Gaygle]

I guess he means stop walking. Maybe if you're leaving the shower at the same time as someone else, they come to a sudden halt, you don't stop in time, you accidentally bum them...you know how it is.

ROFL.

Ok, i'm proud to say that i've NEVER had that happen before and hope it NEVER happens.

 

[krooton]

Have you ever really... really ever loved, a woooooman!

 

[antijoke]

Have you ever had a wee in the shower?

Now I never have, but it lead to a rather interesting conversation with my girlfriend as our toilet was blocked on Saturday and she informed me she does it all the time and I should just do it.

 

[unknownsock]

1: I call my mates babes sometimes ><

2: Several times, didn't end good :O, although im still waiting for my 21st and xmas presents!