Went to the pub last night for St Paddys day and got pretty drunk. Was sitting with a guy and his bird and spent most of my night chatting to her. All is fine untill i leave, everyone is outside having a smoke so i say let do something to make Gregg jelous then give her a kiss (not just a peck on the cheek). Got to work tonight so can't go out try and sort things out. Got a feeling i am going to get owned on friday night
Any ideas how to get me out of the ****?

Any ideas how to get me out of the ****?