Have you ever . . Thread

bloodiedathame · 18 Mar 2010 at 23:38

Have you ever done a really snotty sneeze on a commuter filled train, sat there with mucus all over your hands, and pretended everything was fine, whilst you satt there, hands dripping wet, for 30 mins taking no action whatsoever..?

FatBoyObese · 19 Mar 2010 at 07:49

a.hay said:
Have you ever done a really snotty sneeze on a commuter filled train, sat there with mucus all over your hands, and pretended everything was fine, whilst you satt there, hands dripping wet, for 30 mins taking no action whatsoever..?

No.....I openly wipe them on the seat

Have you ever had a 'Crying Game' moment? :eek:

"andy" · 19 Mar 2010 at 08:00

Robbie G said:
Accidentally sent a soppy text intended for the Mrs. to one of your mates .

yes. to a mate who was stood next to me in a club at the time.

"andy" · 19 Mar 2010 at 08:04

qqg3 said:
Have you ever pee'd in a bottle on a coach trip? (without anybody knowing.)

...yeah, long time ago...

have you ever felt the utter panic of the bottle about to over flow ?

platinum87 · 19 Mar 2010 at 08:32

Andelusion said:
Have you ever been talking to someone and accidentally spat on them a little bit,

A few times

Robbie G said:
Have you ever been thrown out of church for having the uncontrollable giggles?

Yes, have you, were you drunk also?

The_TailGunner · 19 Mar 2010 at 08:45

have you ever set your own testicles on fire for a 20 quid bet, only to have to beat them out once the burning really started to hurt?

got my 20 quid though

Admiral Huddy · 19 Mar 2010 at 09:00

Have you ever taken your trousers off in the office and been caught?

I get in really early and after my cycle in I change out of my wets. Apart from the girl who sits in the building opposite..(I don't think she notices) there's no one else in so I change in my office. Only, the other morning I was slightly later than normal.. about an hour .. and thought I'd get away with it only the admin girl walked passed just as my wets were at my ankles

Participant · 19 Mar 2010 at 10:13

platinum87 said:
Yes, have you, were you drunk also?

No, it was at school. Unfortunately with me, the more inappropriate the situation, the more likely I am to get the giggles.

sorn21 · 19 Mar 2010 at 10:55

Hahaha have you ever been really, really hungover on train ride. The carriage is packed, so you stand up. Only as you approach your destination, the train slows down, causing upset to your stomach and you vomit over the woman sitting on the little fold down chair infront of you, only to mutter apologise and walk away briskly?

Frapple · 19 Mar 2010 at 11:14

Robbie G said:
No, it was at school. Unfortunately with me, the more inappropriate the situation, the more likely I am to get the giggles.

I do this. A lot. Meetings, minutes silence anywhere that requires me to stand still and be quiet.

Basically putting the fun into funerals.

taz488 · 19 Mar 2010 at 11:40

n1blo said:
Hahaha have you ever been really, really hungover on train ride. The carriage is packed, so you stand up. Only as you approach your destination, the train slows down, causing upset to your stomach and you vomit over the woman sitting on the little fold down chair infront of you, only to mutter apologise and walk away briskly?

no, but on the way to college i was hung over and sitting on the bus when all of a sudden the urge to vomit came over me like a ninja, the bus was stopped, i got up, spewed all down the middle isle and on some guys shoulder, and practically ran off the bus.

i then proceeded to get onto the bus that had stopped just behind ours and carry on my day as usual. to the dismay of passengers on the first bus.

later in the day i realised i should not be in college, and went home, being sick again in the bus shelter in a bin.

good times...