Just got fooled!

My girlfriend is ringing London Zoo as I type this to speak to a 'Mr Lyons' who just phoned for her. Apparently his first name began with a C.
 
I cannot believe she got all the way to the switchboard and actually asked for the person...
 
Just before I handed in my notice today, (Awesome! A month of paid leave!) I pulled one on a colleague that I read on here the other day.

Gave him the number for chester zoo without him realising and told him to ask for Mr C Lyon. Cue him asking for Mr Lion, haven't laughed so hard in months :D
 
Client tried to get one on me this morning. Email in my inbox first thing saying that they had a meeting and concluded that the website redesign I have been doing for them isn't what they are after. Its for a friends family business so eventually as I was typing a nasty reply back I caught on that it was a wind up. Had visions of having to start the project from scratch again!
 
The missus still aint talking to me, haha.... Told her i had to move to Holland for 3 month as i had a big job going on over there. (still not told her truth though haha)

She's a bit simple you see, watched the film "The Blind Side" the other night and 3/4 the way through it she comes out with "how is he playing football if he's blind?"

Bless her
 
I embarrassed myself massively today.

I work for a mobile telecommunications company and was busy moaning at another dept whilst browsing the intranet. There was an article on there about them releasing the first ever left handed mobile phone. I stopped mid call and asked my colleague if they used their thumbs to type like me. Much lolz in the office at my expense. :o
 
Pretty much the whole office got done today.

The fire alarm was set off and we all assumed it was a standard drill. Everyone went outside except two members of management which isn't uncommon. We stood there for perhaps 10 minutes in the freezing cold before we realised we'd been pranked. We went inside and they were sat in the kitchen, feet up on the table with a cuppa.
 
hyperzed said:
Pretty much the whole office got done today.

The fire alarm was set off and we all assumed it was a standard drill. Everyone went outside except two members of management which isn't uncommon. We stood there for perhaps 10 minutes in the freezing cold before we realised we'd been pranked. We went inside and they were sat in the kitchen, feet up on the table with a cuppa.
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This one tickled me :D
 
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