Student stories

kiwi said:
There was a rumour going around Manchester Uni when I was there about a girl who got named 'Bottle Girl'. Basically she got friendly with a bottle in front of a crowd in halls and it got recorded, video got sent around and she left Uni after walking into a bar where everyone chanted 'Bottle Girl'.

Anyway, a year or two later, I came across said video so it turns out it was true.
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You've just reminded me of a story that went round the halls I was in, a girl in one of the flats was discovered to be nicking mobile phones but only those with a vibrate function. Apparently the police discovered a lot of them in her flat along with multiple boxes of condoms.

There was also another chap who after getting thrown out of the students union for having sex with his girlfriend in the toilets took his frustration out on the windows in the stairwells of the flats - these windows were the security reinforced type with wire mesh through them. He did manage to break quite a few of the windows but because of the toughness of them in doing so managed to cut himself enough that apparently the police refused to go in there declaring they'd seen "less blood at a murder scene". No idea on whether the quote is strictly accurate or not but that's one of the stories that went round.
 
Apparently the fire evacuation proceedure for uni halls with regards to disabled (wheelchair bound) students in floors higher than ground level, is just to put them into a room, lock the door and tell the fire dept the room number /where you put them:p
 
kiwi said:
There was a rumour going around Manchester Uni when I was there about a girl who got named 'Bottle Girl'. Basically she got friendly with a bottle in front of a crowd in halls and it got recorded, video got sent around and she left Uni after walking into a bar where everyone chanted 'Bottle Girl'.

Anyway, a year or two later, I came across said video so it turns out it was true.
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haha yeh i know of her also, she was in my halls
 
kiwi said:
There was a rumour going around Manchester Uni when I was there about a girl who got named 'Bottle Girl'. Basically she got friendly with a bottle in front of a crowd in halls and it got recorded, video got sent around and she left Uni after walking into a bar where everyone chanted 'Bottle Girl'.

Anyway, a year or two later, I came across said video so it turns out it was true.
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I've seen that video, bout 4 guys in the room? One of my mates who stayed on at Manchester knew her.

KaHn
 
Whilst I was at uni in cardiff there was a story in the student paper about a student who after getting smashed one night stumbled home but went into the wrong house. In the morning he woke up in the spare room of a very suprised family who now make sure their front door is always locked!

PK!
 
misterPK said:
Whilst I was at uni in cardiff there was a story in the student paper about a student who after getting smashed one night stumbled home but went into the wrong house. In the morning he woke up in the spare room of a very suprised family who now make sure their front door is always locked!

PK!
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I've had something similiar happen to me in the Didsbury area of Manchester, was staying at my ex's house and she heard a bang at the door, just us in, she woke me up, I said it was nothing and rolled over and went back to sleep, heard a second bang and someone shouting.

Went to the window and looked and it was some guy there banging on the door, I open the window and ask him "who the **** he was".

A very confused guy shouts back "your in my ****ing room, and trys to kick the door again" butt naked staring out the first floor window quite confused at this point I tell him to "**** off this is number 61" to which he looks at the door, realises and stumbles down two door, needles to say I was up at 8am banging on his door for an appology, the git never answered tho.

KaHn
 
ahaha, the "bottle girl" story reminds me of a tale from when i was at secondary school.

A good mate of mine was fixing a lad from schools computer. So as you do he had a look around for any interesting files. What he discovered can only be discribed as shocking. It was a 30 min video of him having a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) with 2 other people from school. It involved a banana, a condom, some lube and his arse. It made for painful viewing, both literally and methaphorically!

Needless to say it destroyed this persons reputation and he will forever be known as banana man....

Funny thing is the girl from the video appeared on dragons den (the water purifying wheel barrow thingy)..... For anyone interested, they got the investment
 
When we were in tour in Salou our social sec got chucked out of Pacha, the mahoosive club that's miles away, at like 1 o'clock. He got on the wrong bus, fell asleep and somehow woke up in a coach station miles away. He threw up on the bus, had a wander round, decided he was cold so tried to break into a random building, got taken in by police, screamed at for two hours in Spanish, given some newspaper to warm him up, and then driven to the coach station again to somehow find his way home.

He appeared at 8 o'clock the next morning just knocking on everyone's doors.
 
Jimbo Mahoney said:
Was that Nottingham?
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Indeed, and what a great time (I mean interesting) was had on every campus 14.

Some of the guys who had a nice big house up Derby Road near threshers (8 or 9 in there) had a house party and wanted it to be especially brilliant.

So they went about sticking up flies in the surrounding Lenton area. Here are a few things that happend and I'm sure there are more:

- 2 guys carrying a bed out of the front door, until the biggest of the guys (6ft 7 monster) confronts them and asks what the hell they are doing. They apologise and just place the bed back in the room then leave quietly.
- Someone decides to make a fire in the linen etc cupboard in the bathroom. You can guess what happened then on.

I think I had gone home after my 12 strongbows and 2 funnels at some other house party :D


Did get a worried phonecall from mother one morning asking if we are ok :confused:

Walk outside the front door (on the corner of Lenton boulevard/Derby road), look towards Radford and see the whole place cordoned off and full of media. On goes the news and we hear about an attempted burglary and the suspect shooting a female police office, thus a massive manhunt.
 
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In our uni a special CD was made that auto-installed a program someone had coded.
The program would change the user's background (on XP) to a 'certain' video when windows was loaded up.

All you need to know was that it spun them right round baby, like a record.

It was disguised as a different CD and proceeded to load up the autorun menu after it did its dirty deed :D
 
Jonny69 said:
The final year students had their own halls at the Brunel Runnymede campus. Up at the top of the halls there was a belfry and a student room but it was always locked as it was not occupied. According to legend a student had been driven mad by the bells ringing and hanged himself. After that it remained unoccupied and the room was permanently locked :eek:
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Oh wow, that's quite fascinating. I'm at Royal Holloway in Egham and have seen the old Brunel building in Runnymede. It is quite remarkable.
 
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