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Had been to a meeting in Chester, got on the train back to Euston and a guy got on with two goats.. they sat down at a table seat.. two goats one side.. fella the other
 
I've had 2 laltey.

First was an Aston Martin DB9 (I think, if not a DB9 definitely another Aston) parked in the middle of a field literally miles from anywhere or even any roads spotted from the train between leicester and Loughborough.

The second was just perfect timing rather than an odd sighting. Whilst out jogging I rounded the corner of the local swimming baths just in time to see a woman reverse her car into my friend's in the carpark.
 
malc30 said:
Coming out of Saffron Walden in the passenger seat of my mates van real early, As i looked left there was a Stag just standing there snorting mist out of his nostrils. :cool:
About the Finest thing I've ever seen, real Spiritual. :)
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I closed my eyes for a moment to picture that scene it sounded so awe inspiring and in typical OCUK fashion the very next post was this.

Stupot_ said:
Seen a couple of tramps bonking. Not pretty.
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arknor said:
once tried to get my wife to be an outdoor type one night on the way home when we were both drunk but she wasnt up for it even though the park was pretty much black and its massive theres loads of areas no one even walks!
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Strange, she was up for it with me. :p
 
I was waiting for a train from York station recently and could see that they were doing some work on the lines about 100 yards from the station, but the line was still active so every 2 minutes or so the engineers would have to retreat to allow a train to pass. To warn them of approaching trains they had positioned someone on the end of the platform with a chequered flag that he would flag to warn them. Thinking this was kind of funny I chuckled to myself and continued to wait for my train. When my train arrived we went past the work and I saw that they had another guy doing the same thing in the other direction only they obviously didn't have another flag they had given this guy an umbrella that he had to rapidly put up and down.

Made me smile for the whole journey.
 
Where do I start living in south korea ive seen tons of stupid driving on my way into work, most common being taxi drivers using left turn lane (koreans drive on the right) to get a head start on everyone else when the lights turn green, while they do this they tie up everyone on the inside.

Best I can think of is a Bus driver in the right hand lane, you can make turns into a right junction freely aslong as your on the right side in korea, so two taxi's are doing their usual trick but on the right side, a bus driver (taxi drivers but just a lot bigger) behind them notices they arnt indicating right and drivers gently behind them pushng them both end to end and then out of his way. The two taxi drivers dont even beep in protest.
 
i remember being in the car and hearing my brother LOLing rather loud. looked out the window to see a horse mounting its partner at side of road
 
Why just this very morning while out riding my bike i passed a chap who i usually see riding his bike having a dump in the woods.

At first i was like :eek: but then i was:D

eat the shame son, eat the shame.
 
When I used to be driving hgv's you used to see lots of things as from your high vantage point you can see down into a car.

Amongst many things I have seen:

A woman in a soft top sports car who looked fine from a car viewpoint but looking down had her skirk hitched up and no underwear on! I guess she must have been hot and was letting air cool her down.

Several times seen a woman passenger "relieve" the driver using her mouth. One time the guy saw me looking and he just smiled and winked at me.

And once saw a man driver with his hand up the woman's passenger's skirt and she was streched out with her eyes closed.
 
apeZ said:
Seen quite a few clumsy people fall flat on their face on my walk to school... quite amusing :D
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I love faceplants! I saw a woman comically faceplant while I was sitting on a bus waiting for it to pull off from the station. She actually fell forward, right on to her face, legs right in to air, and even slid about 50cm!

I know it's wrong, but I find faceplants hilarious. :o

I've seen quite a few odd things at times though.

I was in a park once with my "missus" (the little park behind Saint George's hall) when some tramp came up to us wearing a lacoste tracksuit (what else? :rolleyes:).

He pulled out a packet of condoms and forced us to try to take them. I obvious refused, so he got out a bottle of white lightning (there wasn't even any indication he had a 4 litre bottle on him) took a swig then threatened that he was going to get his "mates" to break my legs, we were the only ones in the park. :rolleyes:

Another time, in this same park, these two chavs, one black one white were walking with this girl, and they looked really dodgy, they kept looking around like they thought some one was watching them, I was again with my "missus" and they were making her a bit nervous as she'd noticed them acting shifty as well.

They'd moved on a bit, so she asked me to look around to see if they were still around, so I look around and see them right at the entrance to the park (about 200m away) but staring in our direction (we were the only ones in the park again).

As soon as I see them, both guys start screaming and shouting and run over, the worst thing was that they were both shouting "yer luckin' at me bird?" and there was only one girl with them. :rolleyes:

Anyway, the black guy was going on about how I was going to be "done in" and the white guy was shouting "******" (?) at me, yes his "friend" was black (I'm not actually black though, just mixed race). Black guy demanded my phone to "resolve" the situation and said it'd be "all okay" if I gave it to him.

Obviously, I'm not giving them any of my stuff, they didn't have a knife or anything, they were just waving their arms around shouting. As soon as I stood up, so we could just walk off and then I realised they both must have had small man syndrome because they were tiny, 5'2 or something (I'm not even tall at 5'11) but the black guy (who seemed like the leader) starting saying how he was going to "Let me off, this time" and that it was okay, they walked off and we didn't see them again that day.

I've seen the black guy since though, he tried to offer me weed for "free".. :confused: :rolleyes:

Well we haven't been back to that park since.

The latest odd situation though was when I was walking to asda one night (I live about a 2 minute walk away) and this guy was staggering around with a really vacant look on his face, clearly beyond drunk, seemed like a normal enough drunk until he'd gotten ahead of me and I realised he'd wet himself, there was a huge dark ring from the waist downwards on his jeans that was clearly a massive wet patch. :o
 
Was walking back from uni along a main road and had the pleasure of walking past a large old man standing back against the wall, facing the road and urinating all over the pavement (with his hands in his pockets).
 
Not as funny as some, but whilst in a train, stopped at a station, the conductor was late getting to the platform and was running towards it. He sort of stumbled a little then fumbled the black and white lollipop thing they have straight under the train, I laughed.
 
Redz said:
I closed my eyes for a moment to picture that scene it sounded so awe inspiring and in typical OCUK fashion the very next post was this.
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Cheers Redz it really was the Best Natural thing I have Ever experienced. He was standing bolt upright all proud, Chest stuck out & head held high mist Blasting from his Nostrils, I have been around a quarter of a million pounds worth of horse that has this same attitude but to see a Stag Wild tops everything I've ever seen.
Whether we actually made eye contact I don't really know but in my mind we did & there was this Ancient connection. :cool:
 
I was walking my dog and then a saw a harrier jet. I thought to myself "COOL".

The harrier jet pilot then ejected, the engine cut out and the jet crashed into a ball of flames right near me.

True story! (I could probably dig out the thread I created way back 3/4 years ago)
 
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