A word of advice

fastwunz · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:21

If you happen to be near a can of deep heat, if you happen to have a muscle strain in your arm, if you want to do something about it, if you have been sat in the sun all day and may, by some stroke of devine intervention have a degree of sunburn unbeknownst to you....

do not spray deep heat on the area. It hurts. quite a lot actually. im currently crawling up the walls.

Rotty · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:21

must not laugh

must not laugh

Begbie · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:23

Hahahaha!

MiNxYyY · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:23

Wash it off?

fastwunz · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:24

MiNxYyY said:
Wash it off?

too late amigo - im already hitting mach 2 towards the pain threshold and im not slowing down.

smokedog · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:25

Doubt it's not anywhere near as bad as going to the toilet straight after cooking chilies.

MiNxYyY · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:25

smokedog said:
Doubt it's anywhere near as bad as going to the toilet straight after cooking chilies.

ouch

fastwunz · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:26

smokedog said:
Doubt it's not anywhere near as bad as going to the toilet straight after cooking chilies.

ever caught your willy in your zip?

regulus · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:27

fastwunz said:
ever caught your willy in your zip?

I have, my screams might still be echoing somewhere in the cosmos.

Phate · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:28

I thought he was going to say about deep heat then fapping

smokedog · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:29

fastwunz said:
ever caught your willy in your zip?

Trust me, chilli burn is worst, especially finger chillies. Running it under a cold tap doesn't help, you just have to ride it out.

britboy4321 · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:29

My favourite -- Cutting up chillies. Wiping eyes.

Easily done!

fastwunz · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:32

Its ironic isnt it - people drink water when things are too hot which is scientifically prooven to make it worse for a time, they drink beer with curries which too has been proven to be as useful as eating glass whereas the answer to all these issues is MILK!

Not sure about pooring milk on your schlong though.

VoG · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:34

Phate said:
I thought he was going to say about deep heat then fapping

ive gotten deap heat on the old man before, or rather my gf did, not intentionally i might add. the action of washing it off actually made it worse for some odd reason. very nearly brought tears to my eyes.

Redgie · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:36

So you sun-burnt your nuts huh. That must have been a great show for the neighbours...

utajoker · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:47

spray said deap heat on testicles and hey presto, arm pain goes away.

fastwunz · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:47

Redgie said:
So you sun-burnt your nuts huh. That must have been a great show for the neighbours...

your point?

mel d · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:49

try that ^^ go on

shotgun · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:49

haha!

Try an ice pack.

Cosimo · 28 Apr 2010 at 20:52

Rotty said:
must not laugh

must not laugh

Begbie said:
Hahahaha!