Annoying guy hassling my girlfriend

Oooh that'd be an awsome twist to this story. Someone should make a film.

with all the parts where she's telling him she's been hassled turning out to be schizophrenic hallucinations ?

the closing scene can be him in a padded cell with a mannequin and you just hear him say "just you and me now darling" as the credits roll ?
 
film you and your girlfriend at it then show/send it him and say "yep its true we're doing it enjoy the show"

On another note if i saw anyone grab hold of my wife they wouldn't be standing for very long /keyboard warrior
 
I turned around in time to see her push him away and for him to then grab hold of her

Did no one see this? She pushed him away, I doubt that is her being too nice.

TBH, if I pushed someone off only to find he grabbed me again, I'd start getting scared. I mean, if I was too nasty he might get violent - and if I was too nice he might get ideas.

Good luck on getting him off her back.
 
now in reality when you punch someone they arent expected it and its a total surprise your fist makes perfect contact with the other guys jaw he falls to the floor.

So you only hit people when they aren't expecting it? That's not a fight, that's assault :p

I remain unconvinced that getting into a fight is anything else than a complete failure to use the higher functions of your brain productively.
 
youve never been in a fight? you realise in boxing its very rare for a punch to make full contact right? usually they are deflected and the guy braces himself because he knows whats coming.

now in reality when you punch someone they arent expected it and its a total surprise your fist makes perfect contact with the other guys jaw he falls to the floor.

its almost an involuntary reaction like when you hit your knee with a blunt object and your leg spasms, your hit your jaw without knowing its coming and your legs turn to jelly

And then you wonder why your fist feels like someone has jabbed a load of needles... Hitting a jaw is like hitting a brick wall if you do it properly, part of the reasons boxing gloves were invented...

So question is, have you ever punched anyone in the face?;)
 
So you only hit people when they aren't expecting it? That's not a fight, that's assault :p

I remain unconvinced that getting into a fight is anything else than a complete failure to use the higher functions of your brain productively.

The higher functions of my brain state that wasting more time would be unproductive and infact punching someone is a very fast and efficient way of letting them know they are doing something to annoy you.

Seems logical to me? :D

And then you wonder why your fist feels like someone has jabbed a load of needles... Hitting a jaw is like hitting a brick wall if you do it properly, part of the reasons boxing gloves were invented...

So question is, have you ever punched anyone in the face?;)

Very true, old boxing matches used to be about punching the body because all you would do punching someone in the face is break your hands. Gloves made it easier to hurt people, contrary to common belief it was to make it safer.
 
Basically your GF isn't bring strong enough with him. She's either too nice to do it or secretly she likes the attention but pretends not to.

You either tell your girlfriend to tell him to "go **** himself otherwise she will get a restraining order out against him. Or you kick the **** out of him and make a point.
Alternatively you can play the reverse and wind him up by kissing you GF/touching her up infront of him etc. Me personally would have gone and done option 2 by now.
 
I know someone like this. he's not a bad person and wouldn't cause any harm but he hasn't had much experience with women. If he gets the slightest sign of anything at all from a woman, he will persue persue persue untill he either succeeds (rare to never) or he gets an almighty **** *** that even he knows there is no recovery from in terms of a relationship developing.

:eek: The guys nuts, plain as! All stalkers should be considered a risk.
The fruitcake you know could be the next serial killer of [insert town name]
 
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