Fess up !!!

[Raikiri]

I was on Kilroy once.

I didn't know he was gay.

 

[Cosimo]

I smoked cigarettes on holiday with my cousins when I was 12. Oh the shame.

 

[Oxide™]

Many moons ago this was, my friend and I were armed with some airbombs, around guys fawks night at the time. There was this guy on our estate who was the local icecream man and he used to leave his van outside his house at night. Unfortunately for him he had a sliding window in it that didnt lock, we decided to bung about 4 airbombs through the window for the lols and too see what would happen. so after chucking them in and running round the corner too see what would happen, there was 4 loud bangs and lots of smoke. We were rolling on the floor laughing our heads off until we saw flames inside which quickly engulfed the icecream van and burned it too smithereens. No more icecreams for us, and yes I still feel bad about it now some 20 years later. It was funny at the time though and we never got caught.

so you ruined someones livelihood and never owned up and repayed the person whose life is probably now in hardship - well done

do people not have any remorse and responsibilty any more?

 

[The_Abyss]

I was on Kilroy once.

Did anyone other than Kilroy ever go on twice?

 

[Mr Jones]

I was on Weakest Link about 4 years ago.
I went out on the 3rd round.
By name, I was first to answer Ann's quick fire question. The question was 'What is north of England?' My mind froze and for reason unknown, all I could think of was where my grandma lives (Stockton-on-Tee). I knew that's not right and quickly passed.
Scotland

BAHH! Lucky I wasn't voted out first as the guys knew I was nervous and there was someone more numpty than I was

 

[fonzee]

once drove into a field for some action one late december evening.

field turned out to be an absolute bogfest, surprise surprise.

car was lowered, sinking fast, mud flew friggin everywhere. nightmare.

never again. or at least wait until summer

 

[TipTop]

I was walking home from school with a friend when we found a concrete slab near a bridge. We decided to throw it from the bridge into the river to see how huge a splash it would make. We both picked it up and heaved it over into the river and right on top of a duck.

 

[Greenlizard0]

I got suspended from school at 14 for selling pornography.

I was known as the "Porn Baron"

It was very embarrassing having to go around to all of my teachers with a note explaining why I needed two weeks work, but it did give me enough money to have an awesome time.

I remember lads like you. These were days before everybody had decent internet.

*tips hat*.

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

so you ruined someones livelihood and never owned up and repayed the person whose life is probably now in hardship - well done

do people not have any remorse and responsibilty any more?

Dont get all uncool and heavy, the guy was more than likely insured and like I said, I do feel bad about it still - 20 years later.

 

[ryujinjakka]

I got suspended from school at 14 for selling pornography.

I was known as the "Porn Baron"

It was very embarrassing having to go around to all of my teachers with a note explaining why I needed two weeks work, but it did give me enough money to have an awesome time.

i was the same in my high school i bought the pron off the guys a year above me and sold it for double what i paid, i was known as the king of pron in high school. good times and it helped me buy a ps2 when they first came out

 

[Efour]

public school boys by any chance?

 

[Sunny Squash]

I was walking home from school with a friend when we found a concrete slab near a bridge. We decided to throw it from the bridge into the river to see how huge a splash it would make. We both picked it up and heaved it over into the river and right on top of a duck.

that made me laugh

 

[4T5]

My Second Fess.

I set alight to my Mums boyfriends house when i was about 5-6'ish, I had this thing for fire where I would trip out if I stared at it for to long. That day I was playing with matches in the bathroom when a gust of wind blew the net curtains onto the match, It kind of went Poof & there was fire everywhere.
I went back down stairs & sat on the sofa crapping myself, Then i nipped back up & had a look, It weren't good. I went back downstairs & sat on the sofa.
Then on the 3rd trip up to see how things were doing my Ma had sent her boyfriend up behind me to see what I was up to.
I didn't know he was behind me when I opened the bathroom door but got blown back onto him when the backdraft hit me. + + +
I was standing outside the house with me Ma & sister & ian & some fire engines that were filling the house with water when his Mum & Dad came round the corner carrying the shopping. +
Many beatings later & some "Special" Doctors & i stopped with the fire.

 

[Sin_Chase]

OK I will fess.

I did not like the glaziers who did our conservatory many many years ago. I put nails in-front of and behind each tyre of their van and one pointing upwards in the seats under the lining which was ripped There were panties under there!

Totally discovered before any damage was done and mother came looking for me, I hid well!

 

[ticklemebougy]

i once accidentally set fire to an abandoned caravan. Me and a few mates were just messing around with fire, we set fire to a tin of paint and put it inside the caravan for some reason. then when we saw the fire was getting big we tried to suffocate it with a matress. it didnt end well and the whole thing caught fire. went back there a couple days later and there was just the axels

 

[Tefal]

so you ruined someones livelihood and never owned up and repayed the person whose life is probably now in hardship - well done

do people not have any remorse and responsibilty any more?

unless he was driving/operating illegally it would be insured.


Hek it might hjave given the guy the lump sum of cash to go and do what he wanted to rather than being stuck in a job he didn't really like.

 

[shifty_uk]

I once test drove a Vauxhall Vectra

Genuine lol.

 

[Davies_M]

You know those stupid kids that think they can fly and end up falling and hurting themselves?

Yeah

I was determined to fly, I really REALLY wanted superpowers, I tried concentrating on an object for hours (probably ten minutes but it felt like hours) to try and move them with my mind stuff like that.

Well, there was a rope swing, and I thought, well I'm not sure of the exact words, but this was the jist of it 'if I gain enough momentum from this swing, I shoudl be able to take off' This rope swing had a biiig drop below it, but the higher you are the more time you have to start flying right?

I pussied out, I didn't let go but was enjoying the ride. Snap. This can't be good. The wood had snapped as I was at the peak over the drop and woosh. Down I go. Luckily I had a lovely (limestone?) rock to 'soften' the blow.

 

[bledd]

I once test drove a Vauxhall Vectra

all other cars > Vectra B > Vectra C

 

[Hedge]

OP wins!