Can you get ill from eating raw pop-tarts?

[kwerk]

Is it safe to eat uncooked pop-tarts?

 

[Wizardskills]

you're going to die

 

[geekyEd]

is it safe to eat bread before its toasted?

 

[JHeaton]

Rest in peace, dude.

 

[doofer]

I used to eat them raw all the time, better than scalding the roof of your mouth off with them, and no ill effects I can remember, not had one for years though.

 

[yhack]

They put poison in pop tarts that you have to burn out before you can eat them.

 

[Greebo]

Safe so long as you avaiod the chicken and pork sausage ones.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

can you drink beer straight from the fridge?

 

[LOAM]

you cant just get ill, you can DIE

 

[DAnDan]

Lol, DVDkwerk.

 

[iamdjdz]

My friend's neighbour's son's girlfriend's cousin survived eating one a number of years ago.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Get out.

 

[Col_M]

Don't eat it whatever you do. What happens is there are sharp particles that when heated the corners melt, round off and become safe to eat, if you don't toast them you can get internal lacerations which is also known as heamoanusitis.

 

[Relentless81]

I heard there was fish in them

Oh wait, do they even make pop tarts anymore

 

[sanaxe1]

I wouldn't recommend eating Britney Spears even if she had been cooked tbh.

 

[Broken Hope]

You're going to die.

 

[lookitsjonno]

some people really do worry me.

 

[Jumblejug]

it's been 27 minutes and OP hasn't replied, maybe they aren't safe to eat....

 

[Fourstar]

Yes, eat too many and you'll get diabetes.

 

[wordy]

God almighty!