Spec me an affectionate name for my girl....

Sone · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:01

anticonscience said:
Bitch or Hoe.

Tr Insanity · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:01

oli356 said:
Call her by her real name :O

This, surely?

.Lethal · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:02

Tr Insanity said:
This?

Do people call you Tr Insanity "irl"?

Destination · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:03

Oxy said:
Call her Nutgobbler.

paradigm said:
Flange.

OcUK never ceases to cheer me up when I am off work sick.
Now I need a new keyboard and monitor.

IAmATeaf · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:03

Call her swallow

Janesy B · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:03

lol sunshine, is she 80?

Tr Insanity · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:03

.Lethal said:
Do people call you Tr Insanity "irl"?

Of course not, do people call you .Lethal "irl"?

taximike · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:04

Thread... backfiring. fail

xJcBx · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:04

.Lethal said:
Do people call you Tr Insanity "irl"?

Only the 'Cool' kids :cool:

I get around · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:08

Wifey?

Dude, don't be calling your girlfreind wierd names. That annoys the crap out of me when people do it, because all you'll hear is "Babe, can you get me a drink" "Baby, you know I don't mean" "I miss my baba" or whatever
You just feel like confiscating the guys balls because he's turned into some kind of soppy **** and doesn't deserve them.

Or put on your woodbine smoking groundworker voice on and call her darlin'

Efour · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:08

my little ***** bucket.

xJcBx · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:09

Efour2 said:
my little ***** bucket.

Outch... Nice.

mac1st3 · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:11

malc30 said:
Hun.

Then you can pretend she's the Red Baron when you are smashinig pasty & can dive dive dive.

and when she's annoying the crap out of you it's "Attila the"

antijoke · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:11

Meanwhile...

Morgoth · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:13

Holy large picture batman.

antijoke · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:13

Strange it appeared tiny when I posted it on my monitor. Removed it anyway.

wannabedamned · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:13

I get sugarplum a lot of my friend, She uses it alooooot. Its nice, unless in public.

My brother used to call his girlfriend ****pig, Never went down well and yet he relented

Am i allowed to say the Starred word begins with a F...As it needs to be known for it to stay in context. S, T and C would make it worse than it is.

Narziss · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:16

Sausage purse.

Stewy · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:17

"Number 4?"

OP i am disappoint with your lack of alpha though.

JayToukon · 14 Jun 2010 at 11:18

Relentless81 said:
Wow this is the gayest hetrosexual thread I have ever read

***! Greatest reply ever haha. However, on topic, i call mine 'baby' and 'princess' - and 'mate' sometimes haha.