Grrrr....you know what really gets my goat?

You bunch of Kids.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disney Land, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disney Land burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disney Land, but it was getting pretty late.
 
Sorry, but some of you guys are seriously going to turn into sadly unfunny fathers who try to impress their children's friends by telling awful one-liners.

You know the type. You'll feel so embarrassed that you'll make a hasty retreat to your modelling room and lovingly caress your Napoleonic wargaming miniatures whilst quietly whimpering to yourself.

Maybe. :p
 
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