TV Adverts you hate!

Car spotter, with the annoying women.

"oh can i have it, can i have it", but how much is it worth.....


Mostly only on dave though, so i dont see it too much.
 
ChroniC said:
Car spotter, with the annoying women.

"oh can i have it, can i have it", but how much is it worth.....


Mostly only on dave though, so i dont see it too much.
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They now bracket all the motoring shows on dave with webuyanycar sponsorship now. Does my bloody head in.

And injury lawyers 4u... we're real lawyers... no you're not, you're that bloke who played a crooked copper, then defected to the BBC to play a crooked club owner. All he suggests to me is that injury lawyers for you are... correct, crooked.

And that sodding gocompare. Its even infected the radio now. Jesus I wanna hit that man.

And of course the carspotter... as said above, followed by "darling, is that price right?". Is she the salesman at that dealership? no? Then how the bloody hell would she know. It may not be right but thats the damn price its selling at you spineless pleb.

Ahem, I feel better now
 
Right now, anything with a world cup theme and all the Nationwide adverts.

Nationwide, I will never open an account with you, this is solely because you had Little Britain adverts in 2010.
 
Injury Lawyers 4 u

and that terrible one with a chubby bloke looking at all his bills and despairing. He then gets up and starts talking about some plumbing qualification that is being advertised and goes on to fix a washing machine or something. I can't remember what company it is for but it is the worst acted advert i have ever seen.
 
Why do they make annoying adverts?

Heres one scenario




Kenneth: "Hey lol, you have any idea where I can get some car or home insurance?"



Jerome: "Yeah, ...whats the name of that annoying advert? I think that does insurace"



Kenneth: "Oh, you mean GoCompare? That stands out to me because it's so annoying lol"



Jerome: "Yeah, thats the one, try that"



Kenneth: "NO, that advert made me never want to be associated with that crappy opera singing idiot, I HATE THAT COMPANY, I will go ELSEWHERE THANKYOU"



Jerome: "Ok"
 
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Bet 365 - You can clearly see Ray Winstone reading off an autocue as the camera pans right into his face, his eyes are going back and forth from left to right, if you're going to pan right in to make him look hard, at least make sure he isn't reading off a goddamn autocue. :rolleyes:

Halifax - I don't even know where to begin, The Rewards Horn? Seriously what the hell is that all about? And then the one with Lou and Andy where Capello signs the shirt. Lou gets him to sign the shirt but then tries to act like he has no idea who he is with the line " So... do you follow the football at all? " Well he must follow the bloody football otherwise why would you be getting him to sign the shirt you berk. :rolleyes:

McDonalds - I find it hard to believe that every one of those people were just passing by and suddenly got allured into McDonalds, the fries smell like crap, it's full of chavs and the people who serve you have usually got a face with more craters on it than The Moon, hardly an appealing prospect, I'd rather just "pass by". :rolleyes:

Injury Lawyers 4 u - I'm sorry, but I'm slightly dubious about conducting my financial dealings with a company who use text speak. :rolleyes:

Bulmers - How can Summer be loveable and eccentric? it's a season ffs. :rolleyes:

E-Harmony - Because desperate loners who use premium dating sites all have perfect teeth, hair and skin. :rolleyes:

Mazuma - Paul Daniels is possibly the most talentless nobber I've ever seen, his voice just goes through me, he's a bad smell who won't go away. :rolleyes:

That's all I can think of for the moment although I know there must be more.
 
"I'M A PC AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!" :mad:

The Apple adverts were **** enough without Microsoft having to copy them.

Glad I don't watch TV, only way I see them are on 4OD or 5OD.
 
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