Karaoke night, potential employer, *gulp*

Having been in asia for some time now i can tell you Karaoke isnt about singing its about team building and letting your hair down.
No-one is going to tell you that you suck (unless they are realy really rude) and its all about embarassing yourself.

That said i got 100/100 on Crawling by Linkin Park at 5am one sunday morning which unfortunatly ment i had to buy a round of drinks for everyone.
I reckon they fixed the machine cause it was all in Korean and i cant sing.
 
aslong as you dont look terribly nervous/embarassed then it will be enjoyable.

so on that note get absolutely hammered and pick an awful song

then hope they find it hilarious.
 
"potential of being offered a job" and "get hammered" should not be in the same thread really :P
 
Right Said Fred - I am too sexy, then right at the end whip your junk out and shout I am too sexy for your law firm.

Guaranteed job after that, and maybe even a go on the bosses wife if she likes what she sees ?
 
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing

Do one or both and you'll be a winner. :D
 
Law firm, bunch of boring old farts then? Don't do anything outlandish or fun at the risk of offending them :D

Nah, just have like 10 or so drinks and sing some tuneage, even if you can't sing people with still be entertained laughing at you. Karaoke isn't about being able to sing, thats just a bonus, it's just good crack is all. You can't take it seriously like people on xfactor or you'll come off looking like a complete peen.

Phil collins - sussudio

Something from the 80's man, always goes down well.
 
Go on stage, off your head on crack, and sing the drugs dont work, fall off the stage face down in to a pile of vom
 
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