absolutely stunning girl....

[Dano]

Just keep asking her out, the French surrender easy.

LOL

 

[Dr.EM]

[pessimism/realism]

You may be single, but you won't have been the only one who will have noticed her, she almost certainly isn't

[/pessimism/realism]

 

[platypus]

French women = win.

 

[Schnippzle]

Pics are needed, tbh.

THIS!!!!! Up skirt if possible.

 

[Maccapacca]

wap your saucisson on the counter and ask her to put it in her baugette

 

[TangoSixteen]

Whats the problem?

You just wear a hooded top and follow her home from work one night.

Shes bound to pass an alleyway.

 

[Stewy]

TTIU... etc.

 

[Digitalle]

Whats the problem?

You just wear a hooded top and follow her home from work one night.

Shes bound to pass an alleyway.

Hmmmmmm

 

[wordy]

Whatever you do don't lie to get her in the sack!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew

 

[MattTheTall77]

"J'aime casser pâteux"

A definite conversation starter

 

[Toekiller]

Amazed no one has....

 

[Nanoman]

Tell her you have a knife then ask her out.

 

[Burnsy2023]

Bring Freefaller in with you as a translator. He can make sure she understands your intentions

 

[Cosimo]

Try this when you go in:

"bonjour ma cherie, voulez-vous coucher avec moi"

 

[MiNxYyY]

Just learn the simple stuff.

Hello, how are you, stuff like that.

 

[GravyMonster]

Repeat after me.

J'ai une tour Eiffel dans mon pantalon.

 

[TangoSixteen]

Tell her you have a knife then ask her out.

lol.

Preferably wearing a hooded top which covers most of your hideous nerd face.

 

[uv]

BONJOUR MADAME!
BAGUETTE?

rofl

 

[TheMightyTen]

She'll have hairy armpits and an aversion to deoderant**

**Not that I'm generalising about French women

 

[psd99]

say this to her:

je voudrais smash your pasty!!!