Toy Story 3.

Didn't really like the first two, found them boring, so probably won't like the 3rd. For some reason, I'm not a major fan of any computer animated film, always find it hard to relate to the characters.
 
Just came back from seeing it :D

Epic - brought back so many memories :D
As good as the other two - a worthy sequel :)

Spanish Buzz is hilarious :D And I lol'd so much when they referred to that unhappy clown from the day care centre - his expression was priceless :D
 
Saw Inception last night and Toy Story tonight, both fantastic films but Toy Story is where its at. Lovely film and much as I'd like a 4th one, the series seems to be rounded off nicely :)
 
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^TANK^ said:
Does Buzz really die? Tefal said he dies.:(
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He's just messing with you Tank. Buzz accidentaly finds himself trapped in a plastic recycle bin and soon finds his way on a boat to China to be dismantled by ten year old homeless kids who work for a salary so small even beggars would throw it back to you. The toxic parts that make up his rockets are taken apart by hand which leads to the children being subjected to poisoning and the risk of dying a very horrible death. After his nasty parts are taken away he is then sent to a recycling plant to be melted down only for him to be turned into a couple of cheap and nasty water pistols (the three squirts and they're empty type :D).

Anyway, the pistols are now shipped back to the UK by boat were it turns out that nobody will ever buy them.

Woody finds out about this and goes to parliament to complain about the silly amount of carbon footprint that has been use in the whole 'green' process but the corrupt government totry make it look as though Buzz is actually saving the planet by being recycled.

Woody realises that he is fighting against people who have way too much pulling power and is offered a job as one of the lead characters on an American sitcom in return for his silence. He reluctantly takes it on the condition that they use his real name on the show in the hope that a new Buzz will be watching it from a major high street retailer and thus the whole toy story shenanigans will start all over again when the new buzz gets together with woody.:D

Boys and girls ... I present to you my latest piece of drunken tosh before I go to bed ... even I can't take any more :o
 
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