Clever off the cuff remarks fired at scumbags in retaliation
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Working in a school few years ago, some little girls on lunch were calling me gay, asking if i was gay ect, after 5/6 times of me wandering past them that day, i just turned around, and said, yea and your dad was great in bed last night. They didn't say anything after that.
Not that i am gay or anything, but i just don't really care about stuff like that, i'll just say it.
Not that i am gay or anything, but i just don't really care about stuff like that, i'll just say it.
Was not a verbal retaliation but laughed my ass off at a scene i saw about a couple of years ago.
i used to live in quite a rough area (Royston in Glasgow for anyone that knows the area) The high rises etc in the area are home to a lot of refugees who get a hard time from some of the locals.
I remember walking along the road and some way in front 2 guys who were getting a lock of abuse from a pack of about 6 Neds (Scottish Chavs). The two refugee guys were doing a good job of ignoring it so the Neds got bolder, running up to them and spitting etc. Still the 2 refugees were restrained until one Ned decided to try to punch one of them.
These two refugee guys then unleashed hell lol. They gave all 6 of these Neds a good kicking. Was funny to watch them deck these delinquents with one punch etc.
Had me laughing away. I guess some of these refugees are coming from war torn countries and seen some horrible stuff. I suppose a pack of Neds is not that frightning lol.
i used to live in quite a rough area (Royston in Glasgow for anyone that knows the area) The high rises etc in the area are home to a lot of refugees who get a hard time from some of the locals.
I remember walking along the road and some way in front 2 guys who were getting a lock of abuse from a pack of about 6 Neds (Scottish Chavs). The two refugee guys were doing a good job of ignoring it so the Neds got bolder, running up to them and spitting etc. Still the 2 refugees were restrained until one Ned decided to try to punch one of them.
These two refugee guys then unleashed hell lol. They gave all 6 of these Neds a good kicking. Was funny to watch them deck these delinquents with one punch etc.
Had me laughing away. I guess some of these refugees are coming from war torn countries and seen some horrible stuff. I suppose a pack of Neds is not that frightning lol.
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Yeah, not questioning your sexuality here or anything but I think that post may need a little more explanation.
I work in the kitchen of a private college myself (part time - as well as another full time job) and if I ever spoke to the students like that = instant dismissal.
Which begs the question, wtf were you doing working in a school where you could get away with that?
Yeah, not questioning your sexuality here or anything but I think that post may need a little more explanation.
I work in the kitchen of a private college myself (part time - as well as another full time job) and if I ever spoke to the students like that = instant dismissal.
Which begs the question, wtf were you doing working in a school where you could get away with that?
It was more of just verbal spew that came out my mouth. I quite happily will say stuff like that, doesn't bother me, I know my sexualality, and i certainly, am a ladys only guy.but saying things like that don't bother me. And the remarks started as they asked if i straightened my hair.. yes i do, better than having a perminant afro/curly hair.
Also about why i said it, it was just a reaction, as soon as i said it i was like oh ****! shouldn't have said that. But oh well got away with it.
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Ok so you know your sexuality. But your employers let you talk to students like that?
I assume you're like a janitor or something. Not a teacher?
Why would you wish their **** was as big as their mouth? You want them to have a big ****?
It just comes across as really really gay.
EDIT: Just saw username
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Why would you wish their **** was as big as their mouth? You want them to have a big ****?
It just comes across as really really gay.
You failed there.
She's not a man
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At the time I was 18. these girls are 16 i think. Luckily no one heard, or i might have had some **** over it. But yea was a stupid thing to say, but when i look back it i lol!
Would have been better if you would have said "bend over and ill show you if im gay"
dont do this tho
Have you seen the Ibrahimovich video, a female reporter asks if he's gay after a set of dubious pictures with Pique, and he replies (something along the lines of) "come back to mine and we'll see if I'm gay then."
Don't be, as I'm sure this happens to Brits abroad. What really annoys me is that the Brits that do get it aren't the ones that are inbred scum that can't afford holidays, or don't go to places that don't serve a fry-up every meal time in order for them to experience what they dish out.
It is only a minority
So OP is female?
And there are no pics?
*sadface*
Awe babes!!!
I'm being honest, I ain't no Lucy Liu infact I believe I could pass for an ugly cousin although we are not related or look alike what so ever.
Besides I don't think the BF would be so proud of me for posting a pic of myself. If he wants to then thats fine.
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An ex of mine went the more direct route Linda. This was about 15 years ago.
She was a Karate expert and on a night out with some friends, 3 blokes were in a group and one tried to put his hand up her skirt.
Her reaction was to drop him on his backside with a flat hand with tweety birds around his head.
She was a Karate expert and on a night out with some friends, 3 blokes were in a group and one tried to put his hand up her skirt.
Her reaction was to drop him on his backside with a flat hand with tweety birds around his head.
Nice one, I bet you were slightly intimidated but found it very attractive at the same time
I wish I could say the same for myself but all I have is a big mouth and sharp wit (sometimes)