My hamster has eaten the other one!!!!

I'd padlock the cage door tonight, and sleep with one open... preferably with your partner between you and the door.
 
Once had 12 dwarf hamsters - within a few months they'd eaten each other and I was down to two. The most evil hamster of the two ate the penis off of the other and then left it to bleed to death.

To top it off, the evil one then escaped and was never seen again. He was truly the king of hamsters.
 
As far as I'm aware russian dwarfs are the only breed of hamster that can be left in the same cage.
Initially when I had two syrians the pet shop told me I could put them together, though I was a bit hesitant. They were fine for a few weeks then suddenly I heard this awful screeching and found the pair of them wrestling about on the bottom of the cage trying to bite each other :eek:

Thankfully I had already bought another cage to transfer one of them into.
 
This is how it went:

Hamster one: "Stop crapping everywhere, I can't even get on the blasted wheel because of your crap"
Hamster two: "Bite me"
Hamster one: :mad:

I own the movie rights :D
 
Hellsmk2 said:
Once had 12 dwarf hamsters - within a few months they'd eaten each other and I was down to two. The most evil hamster of the two ate the penis off of the other and then left it to bleed to death.

To top it off, the evil one then escaped and was never seen again. He was truly the king of hamsters.
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To be continued...
 
Try to convince the remaining hamster that it's being haunted by playing thunder through speakers and making fake lightning flashes with a camera at night. Photoshop a picture of a hamster to make it look undead and hold it up to the cage, record yourself going 'wooooooooooo, WOOOOOOOOOO' and play it back at twice normal speed at the same time as clanging the cage bars.
 
You sure you didn't have a Gerbil and a Hamster in the same cage, thinking the Gerbil was a Hamster?
 
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Hellsmk2 said:
Once had 12 dwarf hamsters - within a few months they'd eaten each other and I was down to two. The most evil hamster of the two ate the penis off of the other and then left it to bleed to death.

To top it off, the evil one then escaped and was never seen again. He was truly the king of hamsters.
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Hamster Royale? :p
 
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