Meeting girls and Chat up lines..........

"Where's your boyfriend?" or something like that...

Not exactly a chat up line or even first thing you might say, shows you're interested and doesn't make you look like an idiot too much.
 
Freefaller said:
Pretty much anywhere. And chat up lines are worthless, just show your interest by taking an active interest in her. :)
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Then they just think you're a weirdo or a stalker. ;)

The best chat-up lines always come from your mates, it makes them look stupid and breaks the ice without you looking an idiot...
 
"Man gotta eat!"

Then look her up and down with intent, you might want to lick your lips and perhaps try backing her in to a corner, if it helps.
 
My bosses line is

"Want a lift back to my place in my Lambourghini to watch a film on my cinema screen in my jacuzzi and crack open a bottle of bubbly?"

Unfortunately he's not lying and always comes home accompanied, usually with women less than half his age. Women are so fickle.
 
Just listen to a girl seriously thats the best approach, show them your interested and if they are they will do the rest.
 
Greebo said:
My bosses line is

"Want a lift back to my place in my Lambourghini to watch a film on my cinema screen in my jacuzzi and crack open a bottle of bubbly?"

Unfortunately he's not lying and always comes home accompanied, usually with women less than half his age. Women are so fickle.
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Doesn't stop you using the same line, does it?

Open the door for her, because you're a gentlemen, as she walks out in front of you strike her in the back of the head, drag her down the nearest alley and take your 'lambo' to the limiter.
 
Wet you fingers, wipe them on your own top and then on their dress or "lovely blouse" (bottom *** lol) and say, "come on, let's go home and get out of these wet clothes"
 
My friend's (which had a hit rate of 1 in 4, and a slap rate of 3 in 4)

You're a woman, you like ****
I'm a man, I have a ****
Lets get it on
 
--- serious advice :eek: ---

On a slightly serious note, some women do like the "cringe" chat up lines. You just make a joke out of using the most obvious one.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven....yeah, that is the only one i could think of..."

^ But saying it with a smile, not too drunk and carrying on as normal. Women like a guy who can laugh at themselves.
 
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