Meeting girls and Chat up lines..........

can i buy you a drink is probs the best line... then start talking about stuff, such as who you out with ect.. chat up lines are cheesy and corney, just keep it simple.
 
It's amazing how much you can pick up from someone within 5 minutes of chatting to them ;)

But the "chat-up" line is simply a way to break the ice to enable you to talk to them for longer than the time for them to either walk off or call the police when you start casually talking about their interests right away.

Make them smile, that's all you need to know.
 
can i buy you a drink is probs the best line... then start talking about stuff, such as who you out with ect.. chat up lines are cheesy and corney, just keep it simple.

Considering there's girls who go entire nights without buying a single drink for themselves, purposely using this method, it's far from the best approach!

It's so cringe worthy seeing girls approached at bars. If someone's interested, you'll know it before you even open your mouth.

ps. Where'd the 'ideal girlfriend' thread go? There was some winners in there :p
 
But the "chat-up" line is simply a way to break the ice to enable you to talk to them for longer than the time for them to either walk off or call the police when you start casually talking about their interests right away.

Make them smile, that's all you need to know.

Sometimes, "Hi" works well. But then again it depends on what you look like I guess.

Ultimately, not all girls will be interested - you just have to accept that.

I've never gone for chat up lines, bar if it's relevant to the situation where the girl is at the moment (i.e. if there's a wittisism I can use for whatever is going on at the moment).
 
Last time I got my willy out in a club I was asked to leave :(

Last time I did it, I was bought 4 pints by strangers.
Someone from here actually saw my strip show, I can't remember who it was.
I recommend getting naked at any opportunity.
 
Just catch a persons eye. If they turn away like they usually do then move on. If there is any recognition (and I mean ANYTHING, dont' be picky :p) then go for it ^^
 
Sometimes, "Hi" works well. But then again it depends on what you look like I guess.

Ultimately, not all girls will be interested - you just have to accept that.

I've never gone for chat up lines, bar if it's relevant to the situation where the girl is at the moment (i.e. if there's a wittisism I can use for whatever is going on at the moment).

That is the secret. Knowing when it is appropiate.

My wife actually chatted me up so it's a two way street.

A Royal Marine dress Uniform is chat-up line enough on most occasions.:)
 
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Actually eye contact says a lot, unless you're ugly in which case do yourself a favour and don't bother.
 
Just make it it obvious you're actually listening and interested in what she's saying?

Starting with hi is always a gooden.
 
Just say hi, you have to have the confidence to start the conversation with a genuine expression or emotion, chat up lines just make an awkward situation. As to where, it depends very much on what kind of girl you want to meet. For example, in London 90% of the girls are chavs, but at the same time you can get into areas (e.g. high street ken) when all the girls are middle class, they won't be as "slutty" I guess, but I'm personally more likely to get on with someone when they can speak English properly.

Make sure you hear her talk before you start anything, don't follow her around if she's quiet, just do something that doesn't necessitate a long conversation that you won't be able to get out if she's an utter chav, e.g. brush past her and apologise.
 
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