Chat with a celeb

[ElliorR]

I was chatting to Rick Astley earlier and I asked him if I could borrow his collection of Pixar films.

He replied "You can have Finding Nemo, Toy Story and Cars but I'm never gonna give you up."

 

[Andelusion]

Why, just why.

 

[Naff8000]

what is going on here

 

[qqg3]

I'm so... confused.

 

[Nix]

Someone hold him down. I'll pour the bleach down his throat.

 

[LOAM]

I hope someone punches you in the brisket for that.

 

[shifty_uk]

I hope someone punches you in the brisket for that.

This was funnier

 

[badcompany]

what ?

 

[markweatherill]

That actually took me a few seconds to 'get'. And then I inwardly chortled.

 

[Tefal]

Someone hold him down. I'll pour the bleach down his throat.

Don't forget to add your own special brand of drain fluid to it

 

[Dreadi]

old

 

[Stewy]

Oh... oh... oh... eurgh... eurgh... terrible.

 

[PardonTheWait]

old

The film only came out last year, it can't be that old!

Not old like:

What's yellow and smells like Ginger Rogers?

Fred Astaire's face

See that's old.

 

[Mojo]

What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit the frog's finger!

 

[lcg]

Why did I open this thread? Old joke.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?

 

[utajoker]

just no.

 

[DJMK4]

Never gonna give, never gonna give,

 

[Cosimo]

Is he tucked up in bed now.

 

[Westyfield2]

Close the door behind you.