Read my other THREE posts after. Blinkers, what?!
I'll add a disclaimer on my first post because apparently several people don't read a whole thread before posting.
So you're telling me you never misbehaved as a child? What a moronic thing to say. My IQ dropped reading that rubbish. I hate people like you.
EDIT: For all those who don't bother reading a whole thread. Read my other next 3 posts where I explain myself before quoting this one.
Which is exactly what I said in my next couple of posts!
Jesus tap dancing christ! READ people![]()
If it was me in my suit going to work and some kids did this I would shout at them and try to find out where they lived, if I suspected they were local.
I would knock on the door and inform their parents. I misbehaved as a child, sure, but I also had respect for others and knew where the line was most of the time. I'd expect at least an apology and maybe some recompense for having my suit dry cleaned.
*Wonders if we could organise an OCUK one![]()
They are on school holidays, let em have a little fun, what you want them to do?
Waterbomb you or key your car and smoke?
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This is simply resolved by buying a large super soaker and drenching the little oik's next time you see them.
Worked when we were kids, there was a guy up the street who owned a caterham esque car, one day one of my more troublesome friends gave him a squirt whilst he was driving by from his super soaker. This guy comes back the next day in the car with the big ridiculously expensive super soaker and nails the lots of us.
After that all the kids thought he was great and he was never soaked again.
edit: Considering I'm still a teenager I would have just beaten the crap out of them.