OK my mum has something terminal with her liver .. sooner or later it will kill her - it's kind of random when it kills you .. might be 30 years away, maybe 1 year away ..
There is a 50% chance I have it -- hereditary disease.
I went to the doctor to see if I have it (day off work when self employed = days wages lost). Asked doctor just to test for this liver thing. The doctor said after doing tests and awaiting results 'I can tell you if you have NOT got it over the phone, but if you HAVE got it I have to tell you in person'. Fair enough, as it's a pretty big deal if I have it so that's probably why they need face to face.
2 days later the phone rings .. doc needs to see me in person. I obviously get very depressed about this and phone various people, family etc, explaining the deal, talking through ramifications, long chats with the wife, lots of thinking to myself etc.
Get down to the doctors, another day off work wages lost .. 'No you haven't got it, but your collestorol is a little high, just thought I'd let you know.'
AARRRRRGGGGHHHH. Talk about mixed emotions! Thanks doc! Have to go back after recieving bucket loads of sympathy from everyone and say 'um -- I haven't actually got it'. The Doctor never understood what he'd done wrong, but then again, he didn't understand about 40% of the English I spoke

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