Dont Kill with fire!
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Hahahahaha, nice prank.
I don't get the fuss over a spider either, I don't like them and will either put them outside ( where they'll probably die, but meh, my house/room get out) if it's a small spider, and the more scary big spiders simply get TP'd and thrown and flushed in the toilet. Don't need any webs in my room thanks.
I don't get the fuss over a spider either, I don't like them and will either put them outside ( where they'll probably die, but meh, my house/room get out) if it's a small spider, and the more scary big spiders simply get TP'd and thrown and flushed in the toilet. Don't need any webs in my room thanks.
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Hehe, like it.
We've got a guy at work who has genuine arachonophobia and this looks like a great gag to play on him.
We tend to have a little fun with him, I have a plastic spider (called Napolean) that makes regular appearances in files or under papers etc. It's always fun to have a picture of a spider on my screen and see him jump like he's had 10,000volts through him when he sees it.
He has some weird system plugged into his mains at home to keep spiders away from the house and has actually been 2 hours late for work because there was a spider above his garage door and he wouldn't ride his moped out beneath it.
We have seen a keyboard smashed against a wall as he scrambled out of the office when a TINY spider was dropped on his desk so this is a great idea for a gag.
Thanks.
BTW: before you all think we are cruel to him, we like to think of it as therapy.
We've got a guy at work who has genuine arachonophobia and this looks like a great gag to play on him.
We tend to have a little fun with him, I have a plastic spider (called Napolean) that makes regular appearances in files or under papers etc. It's always fun to have a picture of a spider on my screen and see him jump like he's had 10,000volts through him when he sees it.
He has some weird system plugged into his mains at home to keep spiders away from the house and has actually been 2 hours late for work because there was a spider above his garage door and he wouldn't ride his moped out beneath it.
We have seen a keyboard smashed against a wall as he scrambled out of the office when a TINY spider was dropped on his desk so this is a great idea for a gag.
Thanks.
BTW: before you all think we are cruel to him, we like to think of it as therapy.
Exactly.
You guys saying nice prank, fair enough, though that wasn't on the cards when the creature was cruely killed for no reason. The prank was an after thought.
Reminds me of when I was in prison and on the exercise yard, some guy caught a pigeon, was about to slam it against the wall for kicks.
Also on the yard was some Scottish guy, in for gun running. He ran up to the guy and calmly told him if he did, he would slam him against the wall.
Needless to say he let the pigeon go.
Seriously, how anyone can justify, an adult acting this way is beyond me.
sigh, I see why the ignorant say "its just a spider, blah".
But why? I was bought up by both my parents to respect all living things. As a young kid I had my fair share of still being *cruel*.
But I grew up and saw what my parents saw in such things. I teach my kids the same vaules, both at this stage hate spiders (their mother influence) but already my 8 y/o is beginning to respect such things.
Yet you at your age still acts like an ignorant child.
Just leave it be ffs.
Now, feel free to "OMG!11!! its a spider1!!!11one1one!!"
But wait, fate plays its hands (fo' real)
Now, as I type this, a spider popped out on my desk from my monitor!
So I turned a gas can (the type to refill lighters) upside down, froze it, then light it!!
I kid I kid. I popped the little bugger back beind my monitor!
Now, grow up and respect the beautiful things outide of your PC desk!
But why? I was bought up by both my parents to respect all living things. As a young kid I had my fair share of still being *cruel*.
But I grew up and saw what my parents saw in such things. I teach my kids the same vaules, both at this stage hate spiders (their mother influence) but already my 8 y/o is beginning to respect such things.
Yet you at your age still acts like an ignorant child.
Just leave it be ffs.
Now, feel free to "OMG!11!! its a spider1!!!11one1one!!"
But wait, fate plays its hands (fo' real)
Now, as I type this, a spider popped out on my desk from my monitor!
So I turned a gas can (the type to refill lighters) upside down, froze it, then light it!!
I kid I kid. I popped the little bugger back beind my monitor!
Now, grow up and respect the beautiful things outide of your PC desk!
Enjoy your webs and extra cleaning...
Your home has been built for humans, not spiders. Do you respect parasites like pinworms too ? Or maggots eating your rotten food ? Mites, ticks, etc ?Respect mammals okay, but insects and arachnids, no, they are only a pest if they are inside your home...
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i was thinking the same thing mate
I remember snorting dead ants to see If it would get me stoned when I was a youngster.
It didnt and it was bleedin horrible.
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That spider is tiny.