Alan was the man doing the tannoy system going in/out of the Nissan tent.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please be calm and walk slowly through the gates...This message is from Alan."
*cue cheers*
Long gone? This happened last year when I went to reading?There's a genre of word shouting at festivals every year - long gone are the days where you would hear a sonic wave generated by 80,000 people exclaiming another word for "Gentleman orbs".
Buttscratcher from Family Guy was apparently rather popular at Lattitude.
This was all I heard in the Red Campsite at chemlsford this year. Grew a little tiresome.