NHS buys porn for sperm donors

[Metatron]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7988367/NHS-buys-porn-for-sperm-donors.html

Whoop-dee-doo. What's the fuss?

The think tank said the disclosure was disrespectful to women working for the NHS, many of whom face uncertain futures thanks to tight budgets.

Its director, Julia Manning, said she was unaware of any government permission for spending on porn, though only 33 of 92 hospitals questioned admitted having done so.

She added: "Seventy seven per cent of the NHS workforce is female and they should never have to work in an environment that endorses pornography."

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[knip]

Oh dear god, how else are they supposed to get donors to make a "deposit"?

This is the same NHS that has more administrators than nurses!

 

[James J]

Well your hardly gonna produce the goods to a clinical governance warning on the wall are you...

 

[SeraphX]

haha so what next is health service money going to be wasted on, if people donating dont have a good imagination then it's their own fault, why should anyone else have to foot the bill

 

[Nash]

Reminds of bashing one out to Elgar on a £20 note on Peep Show

 

[d_brennen]

I was told there is loads of porn available on the internet for free...

 

[Cosimo]

It speeds up the donation process. What do they want, a lot of wrist injuries.

 

[Alpherah]

Was it south korea (?) where they get nurses to ..err.. tug off a donation? sounds like a much better idea to me

 

[Gerard]

Oh dear god, how else are they supposed to get donors to make a "deposit"?

Get the good looking Nurses to lend a hand.

 

[Rainmaker]

Genuine lols at this. What else do they expect? "Welcome to the sperm bank. Please think very hard about feminist freedoms in the 20th century and leave your deposit on the way out."?

Maybe they want the units to provide Germaine Greer books instead of Dirty Blondes 6? The blokes are only there to help out unfortunate couples to begin with. If the women are so oppressed and put out by the process of sperm bank depositing let them make their own damn babies.

 

[Amnesia]

i don't see the issue...either they give guys the tools to work with our they get busy on their knees and help them.

 

[rotters]

im a nurse, no porn in my department...shame lol



rotters

 

[Dolph]

Lunatic feminist claptrap about the evils of pornography strike again...

 

[Twentyone]

It sounds like the hospital spends thousands of pounds every year on porn they way they put it

Some people eh, always something to complain about.

 

[Ryan-3]

Why they looking at it if it offends them? God

 

[bledd]

I was told there is loads of porn available on the internet for free...

I'm 8, what is this?

 

[Raymond Lin]

The alternative is make it part of the job to help donors ejaculate by giving them a hand. It will be no different than giving an elderly man a bath or wiping his bum.

Yes, do that instead!

 

[Tefal]

presumably they have some gay porn too?

or is that not demeaning to men?

She added: "Seventy seven per cent of the NHS workforce is female and they should never have to work in an environment that endorses pornography.

So do no women watch porn?

 

[Morba]

Nice nurses should help with the deposit then surely?

 

[Schnippzle]

It speeds up the donation process. What do they want, a lot of wrist injuries.

I guess then they would have to treat a load of RSI casualties as well.