Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

[Metatron]

Used a public toilet in a French hospital the other day - someone had recently curled one out on the floor. Which was nice.

 

[Participant]

Used a public toilet in a French hospital the other day - someone had recently curled one out on the floor. Which was nice.

Did you stick a little white flag in it 'for the lulz'

 

[mrk]

That's what they call a Croissant over there.

 

[Eddie]

Wet wipes are definitely not a good idea when you're having a wilderness dump and you've got a spot of the runs. They're good for a bit of a tidy up afterwards mind, but definitely not as a primary wiping material.

 

[Ghosteh]

use the cardboard toilet tube thing

Works, but it's a bit uncomfortable mind you. Feels like a trowel scraping away lol.

 

[tres]

Wet wipes are definitely not a good idea when you're having a wilderness dump and you've got a spot of the runs. They're good for a bit of a tidy up afterwards mind, but definitely not as a primary wiping material.

I disagree completely.

Having just returned from a month in the wilderness, eating lots of questionable food and as a result many a stomach complaint, they were much better that paper.

 

[Cosimo]

Used a public toilet in a French hospital the other day - someone had recently curled one out on the floor. Which was nice.

It’s a well know French delicacy you should tried it with some garlic.

 

[beachBOYken]

this topic should come under a new section call "odd discussions"

 

[Skidder]

My mail order bride does all my bottom wiping. I shall instruct her to purchase some. Thanks for the tip.

 

[bhavv]

Actually, wet wipes clean liquid poop off the ass much more effectively than dry wipes.

Sometimes I dampen my toilet roll with tap water to clean up after an uncomfortable liquid explosion.

 

[Delvis]

You have to use the left hand because it is sinful and incredibly evil to use the right.

As I were taught when a child.

If you wipe with the right hand, youre going straight to hell. Same as if you write or eat with the left.

So remember - wipe with left, write with right!

hmm, being left handed for writing, i find myself wiping with my right!
Hell it is then

I'm cak handed....So eat with my right hand, write with my right hand, and wipe

Cak handed?.....Oh

 

[gillywibble]

Wet wipes for those smeartastic moments only.

 

[Delvis]

Actually, wet wipes clean liquid poop off the ass much more effectively than dry wipes.

Sometimes I dampen my toilet roll with tap water to clean up after an uncomfortable liquid explosion.

Once....never again...Clotted toilet roll on the hairs...mmmm mm

 

[Eddie]

I disagree completely.

Having just returned from a month in the wilderness, eating lots of questionable food and as a result many a stomach complaint, they were much better that paper.

Well, in my experience, wet wipes tend to smear rather than wipe (with liquid dumpages, that is), they're good for normal dumpages but you need something to soak up the moisture when things aren't so solid.

I always take both dry paper and wet wipes, my preferred material is always the dry stuff. Maybe your wilderness dumpages aren't as runny as my wilderness dumpages normally are when things get a tad fluid.

 

[Aliboy]

I use a combo of both everytime It's luxurious I remember the days of 'tracing paper' school bog roll and countless number of times I had to shout from the loo as a kid and tell my ol' dear that there was no loo roll. I hated it when she slid the cover of a Radio or TV Times under the door instead! Glossy mag covers are not good substitutes for loo roll I can tell ya

 

[Pestilence]

"The Combo" is the ultimate luxury for those really horrid dumping experiences. Dry to clear the majority, wet for an accurate finish. Bliss.

 

[Vindaloo2]

I do believe a certain Mr Blair has written his memoirs.
If it is on good quality paper, then it will be most suitable for removing faecal matter from my hairy but cute bum cheeks.

 

[Kazz]

Actually, wet wipes clean liquid poop off the ass much more effectively than dry wipes.

Sometimes I dampen my toilet roll with tap water to clean up after an uncomfortable liquid explosion.

Your doodie is in liquid form? what the hell do yo eat?

 

[Vindaloo2]

i also find wet wipes rather soothing after a good old vindaloo

 

[antijoke]

I can't help but wonder if the OP is under 36 months old.