Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

[stulid]

nearly crapped my pants when I caught a glimpse of this beast running across my bed, with me in it.

after a chase around the room, I eventually apprehend the suspect into a glass.

behold the spawn of satan.

 

[Robbo]

Let it go outside, poor thing.

 

[Nix]

Drown it in semen.

 

[nex20]

Throw outside.

 

[Gustov]

I would probably die if I found that in my bed.

 

[Vonhelmet]

FFS, you child, put it outside.

 

[DJMK4]

Let it go outside, poor thing.

Say that again when one that huge lands on your face first in the morning when you open your eyes.

Never have I left my bed so quick

 

[jp_bl_68]

Fossilise it in semen.

 

[Cosimo]

Stop being a wus. It would like to be taken outside so take it out now.

 

[Dunks]

Let it go outside, poor thing.

That'll probably kill it.

 

[shredgod]

Let it go

 

[cheets64]

Burn that and you are a fanny.

 

[djmc0]

First introduce yourself, then step on it when it least expects it. That'll show 'it'

 

[Castiel]

Let it go outside, poor thing.

This. Don't be such a big girls blouse.

 

[ThorpedoUK]

Freeze it then put it on your wall as some kind of cool spider clock

 

[stulid]

its looking at me funny now, think it wants a chew on my flesh.

 

[DJMK4]

Freeze it then put it on your wall as some kind of cool spider clock

What if it defrosts and comes back to bite you?

Demolition Spider

 

[sbi5ar]

I would have flattened it under the biggest book to hand.... spiders just aren't for me!

 

[zipp0r]

throw it in the toilet, **** on it, wait a few mins so it drowns, then flush it

 

[Robbo]

That'll probably kill it.

Hopefully not, the best I can hope for is that it finds its way back into his room, and crawls into his ear while he sleeps, laying its eggs.