Jessica Simpson

I prefer her thin, I would put up with how stupid she was and dote on her for the rest of my life, apart from the Sarah Harding she is one of my favourite ladies.
 
we had this thread before comparing her to how she looked in Dukes of Hazard to a concert. She looked fine in both pics then.

But this latest one is pushing it a bit, i think she need to slow down on the gaining weight
 
First pic wasn't nearly her best, she was ridiculously thin then and didn't look anywhere near as good as the 5 years before that when she was a bit heavier, bigger boobies and just uber hot.

I can't remember how long its been since she did the fattie thing but, its been 3-4 years hasn't it. Seeing her on tv lately I think she's quite a bit slimmer than at her worst.

IF she had even the tinniest little brain she'd be one of the hottest women alive(when she was thinner) but she's SO stupid its a turn off.
 
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drunkenmaster said:
I can't remember how long its been since she did the fattie thing but, its been 3-4 years hasn't it. Seeing her on tv lately I think she's quite a bit slimmer than at her worst.

IF she had even the tinniest little brain she'd be one of the hottest women alive(when she was thinner) but she's SO stupid its a turn off.
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Second pic was a couple of days ago. She's still fit though ;) You're right of course, she has the mental capacity of a lasagne, which would be horrific for a relationship. I'd settle for less than a relationship with her :P
 
she seems to constantly lose and put on weight. guess she doesnt care and is just having fun . nazi regime hollywood diets are no fun
 
I can't believe you guys! She's a talented artist, dammit, and you should feel ashamed for reducing your discussion of her to the basest of topics!

Who can forget such glorious aural feasts as "I have loved you" and "In this skin"? Not only are they genre-challenging epics, I believe they shifted the world of popular music into areas we had no right to hope for. Bolder, more seductive but increasingly challenging and deep, her music is immediately appealing whilst standing the repetitive test of time.

Now a favourite of young and old alike, early Simpson material was aimed primarily at the younger generation of fans who could instantly relate to classics-to-be "Final Heartbreak" and "Sweet Kisses" ("Sweet Kisses" album, 1999). Whilst light and frothy on first listening, further plays reveal a deeper and more emotionally vibrant pushback which the listener simply must respond to.

Later material from "Irresistible" (2001) and "In this skin" (2003) showed a more mature, reflective Simpson who simultaneously could show her sharp humour to cut through on the more sorrowful tracks ("Loving you" from "In this skin" album, 2003.) Heart-warming and life-affirming pieces sit buddy to buddy with the poppier classics and reward the listener on different levels.

Is it to go too far to suggest that Ms Simpson defined the late 90's and early naughties? That she changed it, improved it, moulded it and formed it? I would say no. We as listeners, nay humans, must empathise and embrace the beautiful and touching music of Jessica Simpson, the people's Princess of America.

Also, I would hit her like the fist of an angry God when she was normal sized. As a fatty? Yeah, not so much.
 
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