do you feel stupid buying toilet paper ?

Got so used to buying it in vast quantities because the carers used to go through so much with my dad (because they were dreadfully wasteful ), it doesn't bother me anymore. Out of habit I still tend to buy it when it comes up on offer and stock up. Rolling up to the checkout with 4 x 24packs of Cushelle usually gets the odd strange glance. :)
 
Does anyone else feel stupid in supermarkets buying toilet paper at the checkout , to me its like invading my privicy cause everyone can see it..is it a childess way to think?

Do you feel stupid buying condoms and/or lube as well?
 
That's just plain weird. I tend to buy wet wipes also, because I never feel clean.. ergh.

Purchasing Condoms or Lube is much more nerve wracking!
 
If it was the ONLY thing I was buying, I think it might make me feel a bit weird - like the cashier thinking I've got the ****s but mixed in a normal weekly shop then no, not at all.

Never had a problem buying condoms etc.

Had some funny looks once when I bought a copy of Amateur Photographer and a jar of Vasceline.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you also get embarrassed about buying Mansize tissues as the checkout girl is going to think your some sort of mad fapping machine?
 
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All this embarrassment and stupidity about buying goods is cringeworthy. It’s all in your mind because nobody gives two hoots about what you are buying.
 
Not buying it but the time I was in desperate need I ran into the shop bought the loo roll headed back to the halls of residence to get half way down the rather public road the Halls of residence are at the end of and have the earth demand it come out of my rear end then and there. Naturally I did what any self respecting student would have Found the nearest wall **** over the other side of it wiped my **** and got back to my flat before any police called by pedestrians walking past as I was doing my business turned up. That did make me feel a little silly!
 
I had to go to get my wife some nipple cream after our little one was born :( I couldn't find it so had to ask some guy if he could point me in the right direction. I felt mortified when he went and got some lovely lady shop assistant to help me - "This gentleman is looking for nipple cream".

Pooh paper - no worries!
 
Not really, everybody has to poo. Fact.

Buying condoms and lube on the other hand, which always seem to be on bogof all at once in Superdrug...
 
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