Hire a midget.......associated costs?

Marky · 22 Sep 2010 at 14:16

Greebo said:
Me too on 11th Novemeber, when's yours?

It's next year in March for me

Let me know how it goes

Never been to Krakow before

ScarySquirrel · 22 Sep 2010 at 14:24

I prefer Dwarfs - http://www.dwarfs4hire.com/talent.html

Particularly Steve Haze - http://www.dwarfs4hire.com/Steve-Haze.html

maby66 · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:15

I'm sure you'll only need a small deposit.....

Dr House · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:18

PianoBasher said:
Renting by the hour probably works out cheaper long-term...

Actually that is true, you can get 1000 hours for what a wedding costs alone

Dave M · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:21

It does smack of bad taste but I bet nobody has a problem with midgets in the film industry - the low end of that entertainment industry is a stripper at a stag do so why not midgets?

Or do we all have problems with kissagram girls too?

Semiskimmed · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:21

[FnG]magnolia;17423034 said:
These guys should be able to help

Pate · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:30

Dr House said:
Actually that is true, you can get 1000 hours for what a wedding costs alone

If I could split up those hours since most of it would be wasted..........

wait what?

P.s comparing prostitution with midgets is harsh, but its in the same vein of bad taste, just not as extreme.

Deadbeat · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:36

I'll need to get in touch with an old buddy of mine to find the details, but I remember missing out on a stag do in Prague where they found a bar with midget strippers in water tanks around the walls, and you could pay the equivalent of about £3 to kick a midget.

TruffleShuffle · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:40

I really cant see why people are saying it is in bad taste when there are midgets actively promoting THEMSELVES for this very purpose!

Pate · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:55

Deadbeat said:
I'll need to get in touch with an old buddy of mine to find the details, but I remember missing out on a stag do in Prague where they found a bar with midget strippers in water tanks around the walls, and you could pay the equivalent of about £3 to kick a midget.

The ****?

TruffleShuffle said:
I really cant see why people are saying it is in bad taste when there are midgets actively promoting THEMSELVES for this very purpose!

Some prostitutes are not bad taste? They promote their services. Not the best argument.

thedoc46 · 22 Sep 2010 at 15:57

TruffleShuffle said:
I really cant see why people are saying it is in bad taste when there are midgets actively promoting THEMSELVES for this very purpose!

I'd say this is probably along the same lines of making fun of someone who was in a wheelchair.