Girl Q: comeback for.. "ain't you cold?"

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Scenario:

There is a girl in my class and for the past week has been asking me "ain't you cold?" as she thinks I'm not wearing enough clothing in this Autumn weather to keep me warm. Before you say 'smash her pasty', she has a bf!

Now when it comes to these sorts of these comebacks, I'm really hopeless at them :o So I want some help.

What could I say when she says this in the classroom? Would like comebacks to put her on the spot so to speak. Innuendo is good but nothing too dodgy as it'll get me into trouble.

I was thinking of a comment.. "Do you want to warm me up?". Excuse me if the grammar is wrong, I live in the ghetto in South London :o


Thanks!!!!!
 
Aint you infested with various sexually transmitted diseases?

Who let you out of the kitchen?

A woman learning?!

Im quite warm from all this sexual tension between us

etc etc
 
Bennie-Mac said:
Im quite warm from all this sexual tension between us
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Nice one, but could be not safe for class..?!

tibbsey said:
"Are you not cold?"
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I said that to her in class last week. She said she wasn't cold and told me she was wearing a t-shirt and bra under her hoodie. The female classmates that sat next to her (who she is friends with) said "did you just say that?" in a WTF way.

thepeganator said:
"Indeed, I need a cuddle"?

Or better, "yes, you must give me your top and bra to warm me up".
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Like the first, the second one could be taken in the wrong way and she'll think I'm a cross dresser! :o


Post 666 :eek:: I'll see if she asks me today/tomorrow and report back if something interesting happens.
 
"Being cold is how I keep hard for when your next around"

"Not with all the hot air you keep expelling in my direction"

"The important parts are lovely and warm, feel free to check if you like."

"cold hands.." wait for it... wait for it... wait for it "warm heart..." AHHHHHH..head-desk, head-desk, head-desk. Can't believe I just suggested that. Obviously try it with the words and not the actions.

Of course some of the above replies should not be used if you are below a certain age....

How old are you ??

RB
 
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